"Anledningen till att jag har koll på allt är att jag inte vill att andra ska få creds för att ha rätt, när de har fel."

"If you're winning, this must not be a child custody hearing"
-Jeff Ross

"I once forcibly sodomize a Vietcong colonel with a stick grenade because he placed an ancestral curse on me while I was interrogating him and I don't even believe in ancestral curses but that's how fxcking deep I roll." /David Hasselhoff

It's not a choke if the opponent is cheating:NumIll:

doloyaneR: bryr oss inte egentligen typ
doloyaneR: om förlust

When I Walk In I'm The King Of The Room

If her age is on the clock, she's not ready for the ♥♥♥♥

It was interesting, 'cuz I was watching male pornography. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pop-up ad came up, for sumo wrestling. And I thought, "That's what I see when I look in the mirror".

I know what you're thinking. The answer is yes, I do trick muslims into eating pork and then laugh at them while they eat it, pretending it's something else ☕

I'm not the nicest guy in the Universe, because I'm the smartest. And being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets

I draw Garfield too, but I don't wanna have sex with him. I'm not Jon
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Created by - Happy
5 ratings
harakiri Jan 15 @ 3:57am 
+rep swish
a bot Jan 11 @ 3:37pm 
+rep but he was next best after me. Funny tho
frida Jan 10 @ 2:14pm 
+rep the best <3
LEL Dec 5, 2020 @ 2:51pm 
Tjena sic
manboob Oct 30, 2020 @ 1:46pm 
haha cool profil btw, äckliga epahora<3
BRAZE Oct 19, 2020 @ 6:31am