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In the realm of whimsical banter, where the delicate threads of humor are intricately woven into the fabric of linguistic artistry, there emerges a jest of unparalleled charm: I harbor a penchant for my female counterparts, akin to the manner in which I savor my coffee, but here lies the exquisite twist. Dear interlocutor, I hold no fondness for coffee, within this comical vignette, the orator artfully juxtaposes the complexities of romantic inclinations, with the ritualistic nuances of coffee preferences.

better to ♥♥♥ in the sink than to sink in the ♥♥♥ - Master Chief
I've never seen a midget as tall as me - binkan
i'm not the sharpest egg in the drawer
genuine chocolate face no makeup
never buy a woman a watch cause there is a clock on the stove
I stand on my money then my height it turn to 9'10
i get more ass than a toilet seat
profet
your local pastor
maskin
act broke to stay rich
får får får, nej får får inte får får får lamm
dränkt i parfym men luktar ändå svett
fitness model
lottobög
bromsen
kukensfarsa
skydive attached to a fridge
you just hate me cuz i'm black
I can't believe 2008 was 14 years ago.
earthquakes are kinda like my sexlife, lasts less than a minute and leaves you wondering what the hell just happened
прыгай с моста
hur som haver mina kamrater, jag måste studsa, studsa på din grabbs balle, hej fick dom