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for the love of god DO NOT DO IT

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NOTE: this is satire
i dont know you
but i know your looking for a fun game
a fun game is now looking at you

if you pass this game your life will be sour and undignified
you will know no comfort
your life will be a bitter ash of shame

but with this game, you can change the world
you think you know the power of god through faith
you have not witnessed the power of you through ukraninian ball in search of gas

there is no greater bliss
than playing this game in any form

for you see, ukraninian ball in search of gas is not merely a video game as you have come to understand
ukraninian ball in search of gas is a trancending experience
i was skeptical of religion, like bhuddism before i bought this game\
but now i know better than to question the teachings of ukraninian ball in search of gas

some heritics might call this a shameless asset flip.
kill them wherever you find them, and drive them out from whence they drove you out, and persecution is severer than slaughter, and do not fight with them at the sacred ball until they fight with you in it, but if they do fight you, then slay them; such is the recompense of the unbelievers

if you hear someone speak ill of this game, fear not the retribution of the almighty, for he is on your side.
slay the nonbeliever

do this great work for the ball gods and you will be rewarded mightily in ball heavan

imagine roblox gets raped by killing floor and decides to keep the baby




I think that just about covers it

Worst ten cents I ever spent. This is coming from a guy who buys random ♥♥♥♥ all the time. Not even worth the four cent trading cards. The lense flare moved with you, the trees were spazing out and i kept bumping into things

Dispite the big learning curve, most of the community being salty and the one guy on a server thats ALWAYS WALLHACKING (or annother hack) csgo is sometimes fun if you obey the rules of the game, thay are as follows:
Dont get into a competitive match with a bunch of idiots for a team, a casual match against a team of global elites or play any arms race, demolition or 1v1. Dont trade, dont gamble dont open cases dont do trade ups, dont mess with the config settings too much, dont even leave a match if you think someone will say you ragequit. Dont go on the subreddit, dont go on a csgo discusions page on steam, dont look at your teammates in comp. funny, dont match in nova ranks without your squad. Only patronise girl gamers if they cant bunny hop and arent better then you. (guys too) Dont play GE games without 4 more players. Dont rush mid, dont flash your teammates, dont spray and pray, dont buy a CZ dont be that one ♥♥♥♥♥ with the auto, dont be that one idiot with the negev, dont t-bag your enemys and especily not your team. Dont bother buying decoy gernades, dont die, dont shoot your teamate, dont backseat game, dont give critisisum, dont pay attention to the music ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (dont be one either, i will murder you if you are) dont spam binds, lenny or otherwise. dont stream, use youtube or even share any opinionion about this game unless its entirely positive. Dont mock the guy who claims to be kenny (no matter how hard it is to resist) Dont patronise sqweekers, cod fans or pepole with ass in their profile pick. Only use kindness if they are.
The last, and most important rule of csgo is to ignore all the other rules.

8/10 would die again

I just finished the game, and i have to say, i liked it a lot.
The graphics and sound design were wonderfull, the dialog feature was a wonderfull way to incorporate the buttelfly effect into the game. This games replay value, because of how many diffrent choices you can make, is high, as it should be. I didnt nessisarly find the game a "horror" game, but it could be quite unsettling at some times (and, truth be told, i dont think i picked the truely upsetting path) The only things i didint like, were that the controlls were sometimes unresponcive when pulling out the radio or when interacting with objects, allong with crashing multiple times, and having to reinstall it to work. My one and only other qwelm with this game is kind ocd, but the animation was somewtimes a little off from the environment.
I loved the game and the story, and i hope they make annother one.

dead game lol