hamburger crisis
400+ IQ GAMER FROM   Alberta, Canada
 
 
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[sfm] miss pauling pin up
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Trades Made
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SFM COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN:
Profile Picture - 2 TF2 Keys
Poster - 4-6 TF2 Keys depending on complexity

I am usually available for commissions (doing the work that is) from:
12:00 pm MST - 9:00 pm MST (7 days a week)
Times may be different depending on what time I wake up or how tired I am. You can expect a poster to be done in 2 hours to a maximum of 4-5 hours .

Programs I use:
- Photoshop
- GIMP (For fixing materials)
- FireAlpaca
                      
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I actually have been using Steam since June 5th, 2011, and I have also clocked in +8k TF2 hours as this wasn't my only account I've used on a regular basis.

I primarily play TF2, and my mains are Scout, Demo, Pyro and Heavy. On the side I am also a digital artist who also does SFM related stuff such as posters. In addition I have an extensive history with modding in the Source Engine (such as particles, textures, materials, modelling and mapping).

Programs I use for artwork:
- Adobe Photoshop CS6
- GIMP (for editing materials)
- Source Filmmaker
- FireAlpaca

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Instagram: @hamburger.crisis
Snapchat: trigger_warning


Competitive Experience

Korath (Steel 6s) | Season 27 - Combo Scout (Main)
Skrillet (Ready Steady Pan) | Season 4 - Scout (Main) (Ongoing)

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Brodo Swaggins : i love how domitations clear notification in chat. it shows how much of a pussy GAME OG TGHROWS is

Dr Goldhead : you're just taking advantage of bad players

gucci daddy : i am the greatest
noodles the duck : the greatest cunt?

Spookbyer : fuck u

*DEAD* Pizza Eater 92 : sticky spam hype

Irony |GoM| : why do you have to be a cu nt

Lord Gentleman Cthulhu : eat my ass hamburger

oriongiant66 : ARE YOU KIDDING ME YOU LITTLE 1 HOUR FUCKING NOOB
oriongiant66 : GO KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF DICKHEAD

The Random Spy / Youtube : nobody likes scout like you

Genesis : absolute cancer

Red Tower : wm1 trash

FestiveMelon : fuck yoy

HAMBURGER BE MAD : no one likes you

Dunder : phlog pyro no skill just like right click shield for crit

Demon_Hunters : so much agy

Demon_Hunters : gay

GamingHash : hamburger just need to shut the fuck up

Goat : youre sick

[KSG]bacon_bits : because not everyone is a cunt like you get a life you dickwad

[KSG]bacon_bits : and your an autistic cunt

ThePotatoIdiot : !vote kick THIS GUY WHOS CAMPING ALL THE TIME AND DOSNT DESERVE TO PLAY TF2 OR ANY GAME BECAUSE HES BREAKING THE RULES OF FUN

tdogredman : shutthefuckup

poopsauce : Oh my god this fuckin scrub

Expect Us : he must have a tiny dick

[Zombie+]The Man Over Heaven (Xeno) : Stop trying to use logic....

The Munchies : lol all the try hards, and so far the best they can say is 'you mad bro' - yeah Im new to the interwebz ;) Im so mad lol

The Munchies : lol this is a pub and you are with your friends go piss up a rope and try harder bitch

The Munchies : hamburgers tiny penis is trying hard. Everybody clap

The Munchies : Nope Im not taking smack from a bunch of cronie bitches who arent good and talk smack to pub servers

The Munchies : Your circle jerk is funny

The Munchies : lol you pathetic twats on this server really need new tag lines

The Munchies : Hamburger if that took any skill at all Id give half a shit. Try harder

LankyJay : you have no friends

*DEAD* sarah ezzys shark : fuck sticky spammers

blazeunicron : hamburger quit being a douche

[pG] cl0ud : no, its hard to kill demoman as scout

sal : bruh
sal : fuck off

Make America Smart Again : fucking w m1 ass

*DEAD* Loophole : nice spawncamping asshat

*DEAD* Loophole : DUDE

*DEAD* Loophole : STOP SPAWNCAMPING

Loophole : I JUST WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME ASSHOLE

I'm Real Supreme : gay crisis

⭐★Teknik★⭐ : just shut the fuck up. your killing me with these lame ass jokes

⭐★Teknik★⭐ : because your try harding too much

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : PEOPLE I DONT CARE WAT THAT POS SCRIPT KIDDY IS SAYING. hence the mute on him lol

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : so im having ppl tell me in discord whats bein said and shit. stfu hamburger. ur a goof lol

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : lmfao wat a bitchstick fuckface script kiddy

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : i mean when ppl cant play the game they come snipe on trade servers. trash antics. good snipers go to cough snipezilla

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : i only have 1 person muted here... so i assume script kiddy is beaking off

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : hamburger i have u muted like every other lil fuckstick script kiddy. but imma trash talk u anyways :)

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : hey hamburger, ur shit at the game mate. thats y u go on trade servers 2 snipe. i figured it out

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : he headshot me 3 times while i was invis and then switches teams. sure

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : hamburger switches 2 red cuz he headshot me too many times while i was invis. thats not sus at all huh

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : hamburger crisis your shots are sus AF

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : wierd. cuz no one likes tryhard snipers on trade plaze

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : go 2 snipzilla, this is a TRADE server.... with shitty elo server times 2 boot

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : dueling on a trade server gtfo

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : douchefuck medic pocketing him gtfo

Adolf Storms aka Uncle Adolf : he insta headshots even b4 ur around the corner

CarlFromStatefarm : yo hamburger, i'm in spect, and that jerky aim is sus af

Banter.exe : wow hamburger 43 ks

Linning : hamburger dont try to sell us that bs like ur god sniper

Linning : swift u sound likea legit sniper. dont sink down to hamburgers level

Linning : hamburger is a shit sniper has to play in third person mode lol

Your Pancreas Isnt Your Friend : hamburger what the fuck holy shit

həkkən™ (©1997-2019) : shut it, hamburger helper.

həkkən™ (©1997-2019) : You got over 900 undeserved points

həkkən™ (©1997-2019) : MGE is a waste of my time

Linning : nah its more sad when ppl thinmk theyre hot shit by hacking

Banannixx : Hamburger, go to a god damned pub server, ffs

Registered Couch Potato : fuckin hell hamburger

edgy memelord : hamburger fuck off

Krule : you have a huuuge measure of gay energy hamburger.

Newbie1213 | trade.tf : youre not so smart as you thing hamburger

Do Not Fool Rolf!!! : Gotta love how the spawn camping depends on what team deviant is on

Recent Activity

255 hrs on record
last played on Aug 16
11.9 hrs on record
last played on Aug 9
HamajiNeo 16 hours ago 
fap fap fap
Silver Aug 6 @ 4:30pm 
Oops! I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.
hamburger crisis Jul 31 @ 7:25pm 
ok, for those on animo yes this is my account. proof comment here.
BULLY HUNTER_77 Jul 26 @ 11:41pm 
Even if we had a disgreement, I still had a blast playing with you, cheers.
Egg Jul 18 @ 11:53pm 
Adding for a poster as well!
Gremlin Jul 16 @ 6:34pm 
adding for poster