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PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS
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2,260 hrs on record
last played on Jun 15
355 hrs on record
last played on Jun 14
Darkeagle57 Apr 8 @ 7:34pm 
Are you the guy that gave me the base
loonatic Feb 9 @ 6:26pm 
A 👩‍🏫teacher👩‍🏫 asked her class

“What is sex👅👀?”

Johnny🙍‍♂️ got up and said:

“Sex is a 😏temptation😏

Caused by a 😩sensation😩

Where a boy 🙍‍♂️ sticks his 🍆location🍆

Into a girl’s 💁‍♀️ 🍑destination🍑

To increase the 👪population👪

Of the next➡️ 👶generation👶

Did you get my ☝️ 👏explanation👏?

Or do you need 😩💦 a

👅🍆🍑💦Demonstration👅🍆🍑💦 ?

The teacher👩‍🏫 fainted 😱
loonatic Feb 2 @ 9:04pm 
Ever since I've hit puberty I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires. All because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection and love and sex to other men but never to me. I'm 22 years old and I'm still a virgin. I've never even kissed a girl. I've been through college for two and a half years and I'm still a virgin.
Papi Pastrami Feb 2 @ 7:28pm 
Gamer Style
sneak attacc Jan 22 @ 9:28am 
+rep wears a gucci double g belt whilst gaming
quan Jan 20 @ 12:12pm 
i was being a♥♥♥♥♥♥cuz you guys were being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s before i even said anything to you. I com once then i get asked how old i am, proceeded to be called an 11 year old in chat. that♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥me off lol.