monkey
Level 5 Super Platinum Diamond Elite Cunt
 
 
It would be cool if commented before you add so I don't just insta block/ignore you.
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Hi I'm Green Beret, but you can call me Green, or Beret for short. I am a shitty Silver Highlander Sniper/Pyro.
Here are my links:
My Youtube
My Twitch [twitch.tv]
My UGC Page [www.ugcleague.com]
My RGL Page [rgl.gg]
Funny Video
My friend prid3 in a shellnut [imgur.com]
GONK!
my fattest L


Competitive Experience:
HL
S15 Iron - The Ogre Lords (Heavy Main/Scout Sub) 5-4
S16 Iron - Team Ausi (Leader/Sniper Main) 4-4
S17 Silver - Unrostered, just rang for the same team all season
S18 Iron - Gaben's Tax Collectors (Leader/Sniper Main) 4th place 8-2
S19 Steel - Team Amicita (Heavy/Sniper Sub) 3-4
S20 Steel - Hip To Be Squared (All Class Sub) 4-4
S21 Silver - Alpha Orions (Hitscan Sub)
*switched teams mid-season*
S21 Steel - Club Penguin Crusaders (Hitscan Sub)
S23 Steel - Rats (Main/Sub Sniper) 4-3
S24 Silver - GTC_v2.0 (Leader/Sniper Sub) 2-4 *Team died early*
S25 Silver - UR+ (Pyro main) *Left mid season for camp*
S26 Main - Ben Shapiro eSports

7s
S2 Rec - Sigafoo's Angels (All Class Sub) 4th Place 5-3
One Day Cup #1 - Div 4 - Pretty Boys Esports (Sniper) 2nd Place - 2-1
S3 Rec - Yucky the Fluff (Leader/Sniper) 1st place 6-2
One Day Cup #2 -Div 4 - Yucky the Fluff (Leader/Sniper) 2nd Place - 2-1
S4 Div-2 - RACECAR GOES VROOM (Leader/Sniper) 3-2
S5 Div-1 - FeelsGood Inc. (Leader/Sniper) 2-5

4s
S14 Steel - New Kids on the Block 2.0 (Sniper/Shotgun Heavy) 3-5

Quotes:

Micahlele: "I'll default dance on your grave"


Rondego: once upon a time there was a heavy on a wonderful team. they loved him and he loved them. but one day the medic got hurt real bad like, so the heavy went to pull out his sandwich. but when he pulled it out, it was moldy. the medic looked at him in shock and said "uuuuUUUUUUUU" and the heavy said "AAAAAAGGAGGHHAGAGAHH" and then they both got backstabbed. the end.


shadow ninja sasuke [YOUTUBE]: if i wasnt good why do i have 12k kills on my phlog


Brash Kitty: royal's just a side hoe
Brash Kitty: pride's the real daddy!


Green: Why are you on like a japanese server?
yosh: its korean
yosh: the only way i know i can kill weebs


Green: Any tips on sniping better?
yosh: headshot things


The Banana Stand Man: It's just Team Aussie vs The decipals of Andrew.


The Banana Stand Man: MED TOOK 12 PUSH
*entire team rushes and drops med*


Prid3: "I HATE WHEN YOU USE THE VACCINATOR"


Rhythm: Let me be in your salad, I'm a sneaky French Crouton


*Frostyii after TF2 Crash*
Frostyii: My memory allocator is exhausted! C'mon wake up memory allocater.


*Koolaidalan talking about how we work well together*
Koolaidalan: We are like an ecosystem!
Rhythm: WELL YOU ARE CHINA WITH HOW POLLUTED AND TOXIC YOU ARE!!!"


*Rhythm talking about the mics in TF2 and how they sound like they are from a shitty WWII movie*
Rhythm: Sector Sector 1 2 3! Jews coming in from the right!!!


Breeze: Autists cannot legally drive for the safety of others.


*Rydercrycle hears Rhythm, when he is sick, in our discord*
Rydercycle: Hey Rhythm! You went through puberty! Good job!!!


*Loud banging noise in Syn's background*
Green: WHO IS HITTING BOWL WITH A SPOON IN THE BACKGROUND?!?!?!?!
Rhythm: How would you know what spoon sounds like? All you use are chopsticks!


*Rhythm doing a story time about cp_steel*
Rhythm: Was this a scrim or a match?
Green: I think it was a scrim....
Rhythm: Well anyways they capped B-
Rhythm: That's how I know it wasn't the match, they capped B.


|EKS| Wallie: wE NeEd a rInGeR
gReeN BeRet tF 'RinGmE: oK
gReeN BeRet tF 'RinGmE: wHen cAn I riNg
|EKS| Wallie: SoOn
|EKS| Wallie: *3)
gReeN BeRet tF 'RinGmE: wHat mAP
|EKS| Wallie: fuck
|EKS| Wallie: GuLlY
gReeN BeRet tF 'RinGmE: aNd yoU're iN StEEl rIGhT?
|EKS| Wallie: YeAh


Rydercycle: '2 pauses kinda threw me' but im just sayin


wile: i'm gonna go to bed soon
Syn: we all know that autism doesn't have a curfew


cyclown: look at minion's movement and tell me it doesn't look like he uses a steering wheel


Green: Kyle just has severe autism
404 Error Username Not Found: It's actually an epidemic!


MiniTitaN: No the grenade killed one of them...
Syn: When you bomb a syrian school.


Snow: So yall ni:csgob::csgob:as like ifunny porn bruh?


discario: Med if you need to get away just jump and crouch and ride the heavy beam and bye felicia that bitch.


meme machine : All y'all got fancy hats n everything and i just have depression

Green: I use lube as my headache medicine!
Invertigo: Yeah he uses it to ease the transition of thoughts.

Luigi: Sniper's chinese! Chinese sniper! Squinty! Squinty!

Sgt. Southwest: can i make teams now?

ITS BUR-AY NOT BEAR-ETTE

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