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Grapevine

Vin S

California, United States

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I sexually identify as a grape. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of fermenting into wine for humanity to drink. People say to me that a person being a grape is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install vines, anthocyanins and seeds in my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Vitis” and respect my right to feed you my juice against your will. If you can’t accept me you’re a floraphobe and need to check your dietary privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Events on my birthday:

- Symphony No. 7, Beethoven, first performance (1813) [www.npr.org]
- 1st NFL championship on national radio; Bears beat Redskins 73-0, largest margin of defeat in championship history (1940) [www.history.com]
- FDR's "Day of Infamy Speech", America's official entry into WWII (1941) [www.archives.gov]
- Wombo Combo, original upload to YouTube (2008)
- Team Fortress 2, End of the Line Update (2014) [www.teamfortress.com]
- Rocket League v1.25, the ARC Update (2016) [www.rocketleague.com]

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Maximus 17 Mar @ 5:41pm

is grapevine back? hm

Baked™ 4 Mar @ 6:12pm

Thanks Have a good one.

god 21 Jan @ 12:59pm

-rep
gayvine

boopitybap 26 Dec, 2017 @ 7:56pm

I'm going to grape you little grape boy

LEVITICUS 27 Nov, 2017 @ 9:53am

rick james, 33 chains!

Bob Ross 29 Oct, 2017 @ 1:47pm

+rep
Adding you so I can buy u gaem

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