Chris   Denmark
Self-proclaimed delusional idiot.

God help you if you take anything I say at face value.
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About me!
Hey there, I'm Christopher Timberlynn, but people online better know me as Goat. Enough about things you actually clicked on my profile for though, here are some facts about me!
-I am a proud and devout Mormon
-I'm the most popular kid in the 5th grade
-My favorite hot wheels car is the purple Olds 442
-My allergies include:
*My parents don't let me have red 40 food coloring dye
-My favorite pokemon is Zekrom bc he is a dragon and black is my favorite color
-RIP Harriet Tubman and XXXtentacion
Favorite Guide
Created by - Dr. Adam
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bamboo Mar 12 @ 9:47am 
It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)
Haranu Mar 6 @ 3:16pm 
happy birthday
Joe Mother Feb 17 @ 8:01pm 
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little boy called Joey, he was a ten-years-old and he lived in a mental hospital because he saw The Truth. He got so bad he went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the Feds decided that best idea was to get rid of him so they set up a special room to kill him, as inhumane as possible. And he sat there in agony for hours until he died. Now every week on the day of his death he returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00 a.m. He creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by killing you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and he will haunt someone else who doesn't. THIS ISN'T FAKE; apparently if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes nothing will happen!
Kerosenn Feb 7 @ 5:57pm 
‌⁠‎‌‌‬‌‍​‍‎‏‏ALERT! Do not uninstall Flappy Birds from your Phone!‎‎⁠‬​​​⁠⁠‎‏​‌‬‏‍‍​⁠⁠‍‏‏‬‏‬
ari Feb 2 @ 9:33am 
Joseph Mater Feb 1 @ 7:58pm