Playtime past 2 weeks:

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
10 of 25 (40%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jun 19, 2016 @ 2:29pm

Brownian Motion

Pass the toilet paper to the scientist in need.
Unlocked May 12, 2015 @ 3:39pm

Caffeine Extraction

Perform surgical caffeine extraction from 20 machines.
Unlocked May 12, 2015 @ 3:15pm

Convection Refinement

Ruin the microwave casserole.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2016 @ 2:06pm

Digital Wizardry

Kill 10 enemies with a reprogrammed Sentry.
Unlocked Jul 23, 2015 @ 1:16pm

Gray Matter Propulsion

Headshot 20 enemies with the .357 magnum.
Unlocked May 12, 2015 @ 3:41pm

Inflammatory Actions

Kill a Headcrab using fire.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 12:34pm

Permeable Infrastructure

Use the alternate path in Office Complex.
Unlocked Jul 18, 2015 @ 1:53pm

Prophylactic Suggested

Get overtaken by a Headcrab's ample anterior.
Unlocked Jan 7 @ 10:55am

Proverbial Tinkerer

Interfere with the alarm and laptop in Anomalous Materials.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 1:04pm

Quantum Capacitance

Overcharge it anyway.

Calculated Trajectory

Kill 10 Airborne Headcrabs using the Shotgun.

Centripetal Attraction

Kill 20 enemies with the Hivehand.

Dead Reckoning

Kill an Assassin with the .357 Magnum.

Ethically Questionable

Conduct all of the questionable research experiments.

Futile Resistance

Kill 10 enemies with Snarks.

Hyper Saturation Conundrum

Drown in Lambda Core's coolant.

Kinetic Repulsion

Kill a Marine with their own grenade.

Mega Hertz

Kill 5 enemies with one grenade.

Nuclear Fishin'

Kill an Icthyosaur with either the Tau or Gluon.

Premature Expulsion

Use an entire clip of Gluon ammo in one continuous shot.

Rare Specimen

Send the Hidden Hat to Xen.

Remote Detonation

Kill a Barnacle with a Satchel.

Resonance Procrastinator

Refuse to insert the specimen into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer.

Unified Coupling Theorum

Help the Barnacle and Headcrab find true love.

Universal Gravitation

Get killed by your own Snarks.