Lachie   Australia
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DSC Life

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Hi guys, Croc here!

Retired croc

CG [au.cybergamer.com]
ESEA [play.esea.net]

DSC Historical Records

Retired Life/Dead Team Buff

Decommissioned Space Crocodiles (CGM Summer 2019) Razz Bz Fazz Vesu Spidok Deegan Wafle Fuzzy

The Golden Years

Deep Space Crocodiles (CGI Spring 2018) Razz rewind tot Bz Fazz Vesu (Coach)

Deep Space Crocodiles (CGI Winter 2018) Vesu Razz rewind Luna Bz Fazz

Deep Space Crocodiles (5th/6th CGM Autumn 2018) Vesu Razz rewind Deegan Bz

Deep Space Crocodiles (3rd/4th CGM Spring 2017) Razz rewind Deegan Spidok Bz Fazz Vesu (Coach)

Deep Space Crocodiles (CGA Winter 2017 Finals) Vesu Razz rewind Deegan Spidok

Deep Space Crocodiles (CGA Autumn 2017 18th) Vesu Razz rewind Deegan Spidok

Deep Space Crocodiles (CGA Summer 2016 Finals) Vesu Razz waflE rewind Deegan

Deep Space Crocodiles (CGA Winter 2016) Vesu waflE Razz Fuzzy Tatti

Deep Space Crocodiles (CGA Autumn 2016 Finals) Vesu waflE nuRazz Fengie Tatti

The Beginings

Oceanic 5 Vesu waflE Tatti Epiphany Goat Daya

Our wonderful sub-club <3
Goat Tatti Gunzpwn Xtreme2g Dion Rabbit

Godfather of DSC

- Once got a ninja defuse on Razz in a 1v1 clutch on a retake server

- Reigning DSC Wikipedia Challenge Champion [gyazo.com]

Fan mail

*DEAD* dash. : Classic Deep Space Crocodiles play
*DEAD* dash. : explains CGa in an instant

tiger flights are bot, i bet dave from my work grouted the seats, and he loves grouting i would'nt be surprised - deegan

WaizellCS:GO: lmaooo razz thinks he can play low cga XD BOL you're gonna need that
El1x Dec 30, 2018 @ 9:16am 
i am turkey man, you are turkey woman. make me turkey toasted
dreams Dec 22, 2018 @ 5:33am 
yooo beer emojis in my name signify i go out and party!!! ahahahhaa yoooo im so fricking drunk aha it defines me lol #love#beer#emoji#loose#party#gay#life
croomson Dec 11, 2018 @ 8:28pm 
Alright so essentially socks are a gay insulator. When you kiss another man, touch balls, and then proceed to not say no homo. That some gay♥♥♥♥♥♥ Although socks are like a last line of defense. Now as I presume many of you know by now the gay travels through the ground like a current. So when you kiss another man, touch balls, and then proceed to not say no homo it doesn't go from mouth to mouth. Rather it goes down through the ground and travels up into your body from below which is GAY as ♥♥♥♥. Although socks will block the gay from even entering your body thereby meaning that kissing another man, touching balls, and saying full homo are actually straight as ♥♥♥♥ as long as you wear socks.
croom boy and lava croom Dec 6, 2018 @ 4:55am 
Hello my name is Kripp Aryan, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england.. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "league of rockets" and i want to become the goodest player like you. I play with 400 ping on US west.server and i am silver 1. pls no copy pasterino my story
croom boy and lava croom Nov 13, 2018 @ 6:55am 
The first time I saw you I couldn't take my eyes off you. In school I was always there for you when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s you dated treated you with 1% of the respect I have for you in 1% of my heart alone. I always offered to pay for your lunch even when you were dating other guys. When you wanted to go out because an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had broke up with you and you needed to take your mind off it and I was busy I made time for you, but I also respected you when you were busy. In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time I didn't think of pornstars like other guys but I thought of you. At prom you were the only one I wanted to take but you went with a♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥who had asked another girl before you. That's the reason I didn't go because I couldn't go with you. I never told you this before but you've gone as far as you need to with all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s you date. I'll be the last guy you ever date. Because we will never break up. A brother wouldn't do any of this but that's what you call me?!?!?!?!
croom boy and lava croom Nov 13, 2018 @ 6:53am 
After a good game in rainbow, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.