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gergez | tacobot
France
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If you can't teach it, kick it :demoticon:
MvM Players kicked in 2020 : :08::03::09: (counter stopped in ~September)
🌟MvM Players kicked in 2019:🌟 :01::03::09::08:
🌟𝟙𝟘𝟘𝟘 kicks🌟 : 23/11/2019 (326 days)

Playing on week-end only.

Tell me who you are and I will tell you when, where, and how you play MvM.

Purging MvM from trash, one kick at a time. At the end of the day, I get to finish my tour, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't, and that's what counts.

Friend requests sent without a comment are ignored unless I personally know who you are.


𝐌𝐯𝐌 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟

• 𝐅𝟒 . The faster you F4, the more I like you. I don't care if you're AFK the entire wave, but slow F4 = no invites.

• 𝐅𝟏 . I'll choose a low tour F1 noob over a high tour F2 any day.

• On non 400$ starting missions, buy 2way wave 1 or let me engi.

• EOI Gas = kick, whatever tour count, no exception.

• While I do occasionally join larger parties, I generally have the most fun duo or trio queuing. Don't take it personal if I decline an invite or a join request that would make a party of more than 3 players.

• 99% of the time, I don't care about your best damage or score that you got in whatever map you played, and don't need any of these to have an opinion of your skill level if need be. I in fact despise players constantly comparing themselves to other party members in game.

• I F1 without questions in parties and clean servers without second thoughts, as long as it fits in my own personal toxicity tolerance levels. In reality, that level is pretty high, and you must be really unforgivable to randoms if I ever consider you to be too toxic.

• I'll always jump on the opportunity to replace you if you convince me to do it. However, unless listed for serious reasons, or being absurdly stupid, I'll always give at least one, and often many warnings before going against you.

• If I have to go against you in game in any form, I'll likely win. If you're not convinced, you can try your luck and bet your spot on last wave.

• Unlike what people think, I do not kick players on last wave for fun. The two main reasons I do it are because:
- I get to give a spot to someone who deserves it instead.
- It is the most effective way for that player to actually start playing/behaving correctly next time, or to leave when they see me, both of which are acceptable outcomes.

• I won't invite or play with repeaters who fail to leave on last wave properly:
- Last giant: leave right before he drops
- Last tank: leave at 1/4-1/2 HP.
If you are overly scared at the idea of losing 1$, you can also market your ticket or leave before the last wave starts.

• I understand that we all have people with whom we have problems, and I try to remember it when inviting people in parties, but don't question me on my friends choices because I don't care about yours.

• If you are a random, your opinion is most likely to be irrelevant, so keep it to yourself or waste your time sharing it in the cesspool of degeneracy that I check once a month located at the bottom of the page.

To end on a positive note, I have no problem with the vast majority of people. I don't care about your tour count, which weapons you use outside of gas, or if your upgrades are subpar, as long as they don't empede with my job or make me waste my time, and as long as you know the very basics of the game mode. I'm more tolerant than you think, but if I want something done about you I will make sure it gets done. So press F4, F1 when needed and enjoy the easy mission. If that's too much asked from you, think about relobbying before you end up feeding my counter, sometimes on last wave.


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Look at my trades count, I'm not a trader, and never wanted to be one, so for anything non MvM-related, move along as it's not for sale.

For MvM stuff, I have 3 storage alt accounts, 2 of them filled with 3000 robots parts and all sorts of kits, and I don't know how many duplicate australiums that I can't be bothered to find a buyer for, or sell on the community market.
If you have an offer to make on this stuff, you can add me to talk, but only keys/ToDs for australiums. I'm not looking to make a few dollars of profit over wasting time trading such irrelevant bs, so if you make a smart offer that will lighten my backpack size, I'll likely make a discount over usual prices.

Just keep this thing in mind: I have an idea of the value of most of the stuff in this game, I know where to find it if I don't, and most importantly, I always know when you are trying to take me for a fool. You only get to make retarded offers once.

I don't add people with a trading website link in their name. Having 'TRADE.GG' or some other stupid shit like this only proves one thing: your backpack's value is as low your standards. After all, you rely on selling yourself like a prostitute to a random website so you can earn a couple of worthless refs a day.

I also don't 'lend' stuff or whatever stupid ideas people come up with nowadays. If you want something, act like an adult and trade for it or buy it yourself. If you don't have the money for it, get a job, and if you don't have a job, get your priorities fixed by getting off Steam first you fucking idiot.

Total Tours: Around 1275 spread across all tours, but mostly Two Cities. I play all tours including Oil Spill for fun.

Australium Drops : 33

Two-Cities

Tour #25 : Grenade Launcher
Tour #33 : Knife
Tour #35 : Medigun
Tour #59 : Ambassador
Tour #143 : Axtinguisher
Tour #215 : SMG
Tour #247 : Grenade Launcher
Tour #318 : Stickybomb Launcher (while retards carried me while I was AFK for 3 waves)
Tour #339 : SMG (4 Boxes)
Tour #340 : Sniper Rifle (4 Boxes, 2 times 4 Boxes in a row)
Tour #378 : Black Box
Tour #402 : Sniper Rifle
Tour #407 : Axtinguisher
Tour #489 : Force-a-nature
Tour #492 : Scattergun
Tour #493 : Stickybomb Launcher (4 Boxes, 2 Australiums in a row)
Tour #514 : Rocket Launcher
Tour #530 : Blutsauger
Tour #550 : Sniper Rifle (4 Boxes)
Tour #623 : Sniper Rifle
Tour #847 : Frontier Justice (4 Boxes)


Mecha Engine
Tour #44 : Tomislav
Tour #77 : Sniper Rifle
Tour #101 : Scattergun
Tour #106 : Sniper Rifle
Tour #143 : Knife
Tour #148 : Grenade Launcher
Tour #189 : Flame Thrower
Tour #221: Rocket Launcher

Gear Grinder
Tour #7 : SMG
Tour #19: Blutsauger
Tour #27: Frontier Justice
Tour #38: Minigun


Australium-worthy Professional Killstreak Drops

Tour #?? : Rocket Launcher (Tornado, Mean Green)
Tour #?? : Grenade Launcher (Incinerator, Villainous Violet)
Tour #?? : Flame Thrower (Cerebral Discharge, Team Shine)
Tour #?? : Ham Shank (Incinerator, Deadly Daffodil)
Tour #?? : Degreaser (Singularity, Team Shine)
Tour #?? : Medigun (Singularity, Hot Rod)
Tour #?? : Medigun (Tornado, Deadly Daffodil)
Tour #?? : Black Box (Hypno-Beam, Mean Green)
Tour #328 : Medigun (Tornado, Villainous Violet)
Tour #331 : Minigun (Hypno-Beam, Hot Rod)
Tour #386 : Sniper Rifle (Fire Horns, Team Shine) after 10 kicks in 1 game
Tour #493 : Rocket Launcher (Flames, Villainous Violet)
Tour #533 : Iron Bomber (Hypno-Beam, Manndarin)
Tour #542 : Minigun (Fire horns, Mean Green), joined last wave as AFK
Tour #650 : Original (Singularity, Manndarin)
Tour #734 : Brass Beast (Fire Horns, Deadly Daffodil)
Tour #789 : Black Box (Tornado, Deadly Daffodil)
Tour #820 : Degreaser (??, ??)
Tour #904 : Grenade Launcher (Fire Horns, Mean Green)
❃❃❃ 𝖂𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖓-𝖀𝖕 𝕰𝖝𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊 ❃❃❃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⚜ French Gastronomic Restaurant serving kicks since 2013 ⚜



⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🍴 The Mann-Up Menu: Special Kick Edition 🍷


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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Chopped russian kid on its Ghibus toast OR Salty Default Medigun medic en croûte

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✶ 🍜 Soup :
Depending on the hunt of the day, Über-popping heavy or soldier and its insults flavored croutons
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Roasted low-tour pyro accompanied with his seasoned tour 0 spy salad
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Local selfish engineer and its unupgraded dispenser fished in the morning, sauce "à la Mini-sentry"

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✶ 🍰 Dessert :
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀F-Grade DPS Scout cake with its Crit-a-Cola coulis


⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Salt available for free on request.


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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✶ Home-made cocktail "BusterAirblaster" ( 55% Pyro Liquor)
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀✶ Local Abbey Beer from the IdleHeavy village
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Please note that all kicks served are non-refundable


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𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟓 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞, 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝟑𝟎𝟎 𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲. 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐯𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐬, 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐊𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐏𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞 , 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐞𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 , 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐋𝐨𝐰-𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐅𝟏 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐏𝐞𝐞𝐫𝐬 . 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬, 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 : 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐞 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬. 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐮𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭.

𝐁𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐭!

𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐳



⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🔪 Best reasons to get a Kick from us 🔪

🔄 Rejoin kicks: 450
🚪 AFK/Not pressing F4: 433
🔥 Being a Pyro/Using gas: 262
💤 Playing idle Medic: 140
⌨️ Pressing F2: 113
🦜 Arguing/not knowing when to shut up: 85
👶 Terrible skill level: 41
🚀 Shooting rockets at reflecting Pyros/Using Rage: 36
⚕️ Shooting Uber-Medics: 36
🎧 Not listening: 32
🤢 Terrible upgrades: 28
🚫 Other inadequate class: 24
💣 Shooting Sentry Busters: 10
🗡️ Being a Spy: 9
↔️ Spreading demo's stickies: 3
Non-listed reason: 238
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♫Dr.Cloud♫ 16 hours ago 
Best French Horse u could wish to Ride 🐒
meatloaf97 28 Jun @ 10:38pm 
ikr
rinlanaw 28 Jun @ 10:31pm 
lmao toxic player joins anit toxic tf2 group ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the irony
hs_ 28 Jun @ 3:56am 
+rep One of the best furry pound members across all of tf2! A true friend, one with a solid 10+ years of yiffing, scritching and farting behind his belt! Never underestimate this player when you run into them, as they are sure to give you memories you'll never forget, and a whiff you'll always remember.
rev 24 Jun @ 5:33pm 
remember on chrismas u put on jeuxvideo <33

animals gtfo edgegez mien
zelin60ina50 24 Jun @ 5:32pm 
unboy gergelle omediately
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