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BJ Victor 7 Mar @ 5:29am 
I've been a Furry for 10 years now and want to stop. The problem is that the group of furs that I hang out with don't like me now and if I took my fursuit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me. My last boyfriend (a cute b/w wolf) gave me herpes on my ass and now I have a hard time taking a shit. Sometimes I have to take an Ex-lax so my shit will come out easy.
I've never had sex with a girl, because I don't know how to pick them up. That's why I turned Furry. But now I'm just tired of guys ripping my ass when they don't use lubrication. I've had to get stitches three times. I went out with a fox last night who said he only gives, he doesn't receive, so I had to suck his dick and he made me swallow or he would kick my ass.
BJ Victor 6 Oct, 2017 @ 2:40pm 
Hi,my name's Victor, I've been thinking about asking this to you...b..but I was scared to do anything...Im a lonely w..weeabo tt..that like making o...otttaku friends desu! And I h..heard that you're the c..cutest onegai Loli around steam.I was tt...thinking that by any chance...We could be good friends >\\\< You're so k...kawaiii ! I barely go out of home because sunlight hurts my soft skin and when I do,I go out cosplayed as an Anime character that I love,because am too shy >\\\< ..Would you like to be best otaku friends ♥ ? I would be a good and loyal otakkkuu friend desu neee !! and I know how to prepare cookies and noodles..We could play awesome video games all day and watch anime or even hentai if you want >\\\< I like cuddling,Im just a bit perverted b..but that's not bad...right? ♥
BJ Victor 6 Oct, 2017 @ 2:40pm 
O-oh god, your profile looks so... a-ah, I'm shy... it... it looks f-fantastic >/////////<<<<<<<<<<
I... r-really like it... maybe... maybe we could... b-be friends...? P-please?
I have anxiety disorder and social awkardness... I also hate my parents and I'm a neet...
P-please don't mind if I'm angry for no reason to get your attention sometimes... I have bipolar disorder, too.......
FUCK YOU BITCH
Sorry...
Please accept my friend r-request? ^w^
Did I say your avatar looks awesome? I... really like it~ Rawr~~~~
Eh hem, I hope you have a great day~
PS I'm a furry too <3
BJ Victor 6 Oct, 2017 @ 2:34pm 
My first time with a condom: I was 16 or so I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy There was this beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one I answered No this is my first time
So she unwrapped the package took one out and slipped it over her thumb She told me to make sure it was on tight and secure I looked confused So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty
Just a minute she said and walked to the door and locked it She led me into the back room unbuttoned bra and laid it aside Do these excite you? She asked
I nodded my head She said it was time to slip the condom on she dropped her skirt removed her panties and lay down on a desk
Well come on We don’t have much time So I climbed on her It was so wonderful that I could no longer hold back and KAPOW I was done
She looked at me Did you put that condom on?
I said I sure did and held up my thumb
She fainted
BJ Victor 6 Oct, 2017 @ 2:26pm 
I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly cum every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.
iFinger 6 Oct, 2017 @ 1:24am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx