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Unlocked Jul 11, 2010 @ 9:00am

Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2010 @ 12:14pm

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2010 @ 12:47am

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2010 @ 6:12am

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 12, 2010 @ 12:15am

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2010 @ 12:14pm

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2009 @ 2:24pm

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2011 @ 2:41am

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2011 @ 7:47am

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2011 @ 5:43pm

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2011 @ 2:46am

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Feb 7, 2011 @ 2:29pm

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Jul 11, 2010 @ 8:20am

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2011 @ 8:19am

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked Oct 23, 2009 @ 2:24pm

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2011 @ 3:08am

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2010 @ 10:45am

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2011 @ 1:42pm

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2011 @ 1:42pm

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked Oct 24, 2009 @ 4:03am

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.
Unlocked Jul 9, 2010 @ 1:09pm

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.
Unlocked Feb 5, 2011 @ 5:55am

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".
Unlocked Jul 11, 2010 @ 9:00am

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2011 @ 5:19pm

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2011 @ 5:23pm

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2010 @ 5:50am

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2011 @ 5:35am

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2011 @ 10:05am

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 16, 2011 @ 4:17pm

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 14, 2011 @ 9:48am

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2011 @ 12:30pm

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2011 @ 5:52pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2011 @ 5:52pm

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2011 @ 5:23pm

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2011 @ 1:06pm

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2011 @ 4:25pm

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 16, 2010 @ 12:21pm

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2011 @ 10:08am

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jul 14, 2010 @ 12:17pm

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2011 @ 11:36am

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 9:59am

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 19, 2011 @ 4:53pm

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 9:59am

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2011 @ 11:36am

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2011 @ 1:50pm

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2011 @ 2:56am

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2011 @ 5:44am

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2011 @ 2:10pm

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 14, 2011 @ 5:56pm

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2011 @ 8:28am

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2011 @ 3:42pm

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 15, 2011 @ 6:30pm

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2011 @ 12:07pm

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2011 @ 3:17pm

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 17, 2011 @ 3:18pm

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2011 @ 1:15pm

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2011 @ 1:15pm

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2011 @ 12:43pm

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 20, 2011 @ 4:25pm

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2011 @ 8:16am

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 22, 2011 @ 1:54pm

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 7, 2011 @ 1:59pm

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 21, 2011 @ 1:14pm

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2011 @ 11:43am

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 10, 2011 @ 1:53pm

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2010 @ 12:55am

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2011 @ 3:53pm

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2011 @ 11:43am

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2011 @ 3:53pm

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 2, 2011 @ 3:33pm

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2011 @ 3:09am

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2011 @ 7:13pm

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2010 @ 12:55am

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2011 @ 12:39pm

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2011 @ 7:24am

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked Jan 2, 2011 @ 7:04am

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked Dec 30, 2010 @ 11:55pm

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked Aug 4, 2012 @ 12:36am

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Aug 14, 2011 @ 3:16am

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 12:06pm

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 10:58am

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 10:58am

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked Jul 10, 2011 @ 4:09am

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 12:06pm

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 10:49am

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 10:59am

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 30, 2011 @ 4:23pm

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked Oct 30, 2011 @ 1:52pm

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked Oct 29, 2011 @ 10:45am

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked Oct 30, 2011 @ 4:23pm

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked Aug 3, 2012 @ 9:01am

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked Aug 2, 2012 @ 12:07pm

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked Jul 31, 2012 @ 3:07pm

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty



Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.

Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
0 / 1,000

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
0 / 30

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
0 / 500

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
0 / 20

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination

777

Win Fuel on the first try

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes