[Intro: J-Fee]
Why?
Why?
Why?

[Verse 1: J-Fee]
Hey daddy, I smacked these hoes
I stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios
I got a pencil in my nose
And I beat my diaper everywhere I go
I like to hop-hop like a bunny
I pooped my pants, and now it's runny
I go, *grunt* *grunt*, you think that's funny?
I stuffed my diaper with all my money

[Chorus: J-Fee & Mario]
(Jeffy)
Why? why?
(Jeffy, don't do that)
Why? why?
(Jeffy, eat your green beans)
Why? why?
(Jeffy, don't poop your pants)
Why? why?

[Interlude: J-Fee & Mario]
Cat piano solo!
(Oh, Jeffy, stop it!)
Why?

[Verse 2: J-Fee]
Got a helmet on top of my head
Spanked my pee-pee until it was red
Eat green beans? I'd rather be dead
It's ten o' clock and I'm ready for bed

[Outro: J-Fee]
Hey daddy, I just, uh, showed you how to poop on the track
So, uh, I'm going to bed
I got my carrots on, I got my bunny suit on, I'm ready for bed