Pile Of Garbage
Perth, Western Australia, Australia
 
 
Trash Golem, Dumpster Djinn, Rubbish Elemental, The Original Wasteman, A Big Pile Of Garbage! You can't kill me, I'm already dead.

𝚅𝙾𝙸𝙳 𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙼
Favorite Game
Video Showcase
Elden Ring - Mohg, Lord of Blood Comet Azur One-Shot (NG+3)
Screenshot Showcase
I have become Director Neko.
goons
its really amazing how the actions of goons and mods are so freaking far beyond the pale that its actually impossible for a bystander to believe.

proposal: i am going to make an environmentally sustainable yoga retreat in hawaii

reality: a y2k survivalist paid goons a "food stipend" to help me clearcut a rainforest, dig a road by hand, torture and mutilate animals to death on camera, and bathe in/drink from an improperly filtered kiddy pool that wild hogs ♥♥♥♥ and pissed in

proposal: i am going to make a fun zipline for kids at camp

reality: a goon spent tens of thousands of dollars constructing a machine that kills children, entirely by accident

proposal: a fad diet thread in the exercise forum

reality: a mentally ill man resembling a melted candle, the pied piper of ham joints, told people that eating nothing but eggs and bacon and lard in paint buckets (they were literally buying and eating buckets full of lard in the name of good health) would not only make them lose weight, but was so healthy it would cure heart disease and cancer. an enormous fat powerlifter who cant run for 20 seconds probated and banned anyone who challenged this wisdom until it lead to a man barely in his 20s being prescribed statins.

proposal: a thread about animal husbandry in the pet forum

reality: a moderator unrepentantly killed animals with ac/dc hadoukens and probated people who asked questions

proposal: a forum for "responsible drug users" and "harm reduction"

reality: a man falls through the earth and into parisian catacombs. taking a torch from the wall he spies row upon row of skeletons. grasping the nearest by the shoulders, he shakes it madly, yelling "my ♥♥♥♥♥ have u tried lsd"


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GaRHaR Jul 22, 2012 @ 1:11am 
what's crackin' mr cracktackle