gapehorn [punjab]
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"Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America."

If you type "+mat_queue_mode 2" into your launch options, you can get an INSANE fps boost. Im not even kidding, check reddit.
Before: 80-170 fps
Now: 140 - 300 fps

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When you brag about your smurf rank but you take Studies Math
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MY LAUNCH OPTIONS:

-novid -nod3d9ex -threads 4 +fps_max 999 -nosplash +cl_updaterate 128 +cl_cmdrate 128 +cl_interp 0 +cl_interp_ratio 1 +rate 128000 -high +mat_queue_mode 2

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Squidward Tentacles is a fictional character voiced by actor Rodger Bumpass in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. Squidward was created and designed by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg. He first appeared on television in the series' pilot episode "Help Wanted" on May 1, 1999.

Although his name has the word "Squid" in it and he has six arms (Hillenburg designed Squidward with six arms, believing that "it was really just simpler for animation to draw him with six legs instead of eight".), Squidward is an anthropomorphic octopus.[a] He lives in a moai between SpongeBob SquarePants' and Patrick Star's houses. The character is portrayed as ill-tempered, pretentious, and cynical who strongly despises his neighbors for their constant boisterous, noisy behavior. However, the pair are unaware of Squidward's antipathy towards them and see him as a friend. Squidward works as a cashier at the Krusty Krab restaurant, a job that he is apathetic towards.

The character's critical reception from professionals and fans has been positive. Squidward has appeared in many SpongeBob SquarePants publications, toys, and other merchandise. He appears in the 2004 full-length feature film The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie and in its sequel which was released on February 6, 2015.

Squidward lives in a moai, like those of Easter Island.
Squidward is depicted as a bitter, very unfortunate, desperate, curt, arrogant, turquoise octopus. He lives in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom in a moai situated between SpongeBob SquarePants' pineapple house and Patrick Star's rock.[2] Squidward detests his neighbors for their perpetual laughter and boisterous behavior, though SpongeBob and Patrick are oblivious to Squidward's animosity towards them and regard him as a friend.[3]

Squidward lives in a constant state of self-pity and misery; he is unhappy with his humdrum lifestyle and yearns for celebrity status, wealth, hair, and a glamorous and distinguished career as a musician or painter with a passion for art and playing the clarinet.[4] However, he is left to endure the lowly status as a fast-food cashier at the Krusty Krab restaurant. Squidward resents his job and is irritated by his greedy employer Mr. Krabs and by having SpongeBob as a colleague.[5]
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Painting Balls and Cock with Hyperbeast texture can reduce hostility when performing unsafe sex (NSFW)
Greetings I am Dr. GapeHorn an eSports scientist and ex-alleged rapist,

Now days unsafe sex is a common act within the teenager community, most common in the United Kingdom: Urban Areas.

As an ex-alleged rapist I have spend over 2000 hours at court, I can confirm several rape acts performed by myself but since I have a desgree in eSports studies, there is no need to spend time in prison.

Back to the main subject, when engaging unsafe sex with students around the ages of 16-19, they might feel the hostility that you provide due to jewish natures (kike activities, erected cock when dealing with money, etc). As a result the unsafe sex will not commence and therefore your erected penis gets no use. But there is a simple solution to this major problem.

Before abducting your teenage victim (prefrebly a male, i wont judge), you need to make sure an artowork is painted on your bladder area. That means your cock and balls need to be coated in a wet substance.
For this social expiriment I have decided to use the Hyperbeast texture from CS:GO as the colours show a lot of contrast thus taking attention off your facial appearance (commonly the forehead structure) reducing your chances of getting locked up in a cell with Fleece Johnson.
Make sure that the entire penis gets painted, id recomond painting your cock during an erection since once the penis becomes limp, you want the textures to remain.
Once your cock and balls have been fully painted with lots of contrast, you are ready to rock n' roll.

Find a nice uptight crack whore around the age group I specificed before, if she is blond and rather short, then you have encounterd a prime victim. Since the you wont have to spend money on diesel to inject into her neck so she could forget the unsafe sex experience. And generally the shorter the girl, the easier to handle, thats what you learn at the "Dutch Creek Trails" located at North Carolina.

Firstly, you grab her fat plump ass real good with the tip of your fingers, make sure that the palm is centered around the center of each ass cheek for a nice tight grip.

Secondly, using your excess duct tape, tape her mouth along with her wrists together so escape is futile.

Thirdly, break open that kinky skirt of hers and pluck your erected cock inside that wet juicy vagina. Expose your shaft along with your cock so the hyperbeast texture is visible to the victim. The contrast and colourfull appearnce will attract the victims attendtion and give you time to ram that erected cock harder than the impact of the Boeing 767 hitting the twin towers.

And lastly, enjoy the unsafe sex! Sessions could last from 7 to 17 hours so take advantage of the precious time! Try to make your cock and balls reach her intestines from her tight vagina. Take a photo if you can! Its a wonderful experience.
Once you are done with the unsafe sex, dispose your victim into a rubbish bin since you have extracted all the blood cells from her vaginal area, therefore future sex with that victim would be un-necessary since the vagina would be as limp as a tranys dick.


I hope you fellas enjoyed my blog, a lot of research has been put into this social expiriment and its only for the best!

Signing out, Dr. GapeHorn





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Max 23 May @ 5:44am 
I can give my bayonet for all of your csgo sealed graffities (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio
Alice 13 May @ 4:41am 
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Seidtzzz 3 May @ 4:55am 
Hey bro, one guy is quit csgo trading and csgo at all(cause of last update) so he's giving skins giveaway. One person - one skin. His link in my profile bro
Maleond 21 Apr @ 3:27am 
this guy in my profile made giveaway - he gave me karambit lol
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Max 11 Apr @ 1:13am 
Hi, I can give my Karambit marble fade for your whole inventory
Send me trade offer if it's ok. If some of your skins are not for trade I'm ok without them. I will take any reasonable offer but don't add to friends please