Hey bro how did that rock salt deodorant work out for you?

The tunnels, they're in the tunnels.

yoooo did you you clean your ears out, whatcho headset look like

MERRY X-MAS

Formerly online.

Once there was a man named John Delsasi. A skilled programmer for Steam, he felt underappreciated by the staff at Valve, and decided to begin small-scale phishing operations. He quickly amassed a small fortune from his practices; by this time he was placed on the FBI's Most Wanted list, though his exact identity was still shrouded in mystery. He decided to preemptively free the country, fleeing to Hantsport, Nova Scotia in 2014. It was here that he established the international phishing collective known as the S-Team.

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