Matt   Languedoc-Roussillon, France
Me everyday
For official / scrim inquiries, if I'm not responding, add Hondjo
My ETF2L profile [etf2l.org], and My UGC profile [www.ugcleague.com]

"If memes would be haram, I'd be dead by now" -Vocey

Currently leading Gaeta eSports [etf2l.org] (ETF2L High / Div2), and Gaetamafia 2: électrique boogaloo [www.ugcleague.com] (UGC PrEmIuM dIvIsIoN oMeGaLuL).

Mercing informations:


🔸Spy: High / Premᵢᵤₘ (not mercing this shit class unless for very good friends)
🔸Medic: High / Premᵢᵤₘ
🔸Pyro: Mid / Premᵢᵤₘ
🔸Scout: Mid / Premᵢᵤₘ


🔹Soldier (I'd prefer pocket): Low
🔹Scout: Low
🔹Medic: Low

Some of my favorite / most recommended games, in no specific order : :

- Team Fortress 2
-Quake (Champions + the older ones)
-Dark Souls (the entire franchise)
-Fallout (the entire franchise)
-Hotline Miami 1& 2
-DOOM 2016
-GTA: SA, and 4
-Assassin's Creed 2
-The Talos Principle
-Halo (up to 4)
-CoD: WaW & BO1
-Half-life 1 & 2
-The binding of Isaac (& Rebirth)
-Portal 1 & 2
-The wolf among us
-Borderlands (1 & 2)
-The legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
-The walking dead
-Thief Gold & The Metal Age
-HellBlade: Sennua's Sacrifice
-Bioshock (the entire franchise)
-Life is Strange
-Hitman (Blood Money, Absolution and the most recent one)
-This War of Mine
-Gears of War (up to 3, never played 4th)


Now for some quotes and retarded shit people said to me:

houston: I'm sorry but are you LFT ?
MattJay is NOT LFT!!!: Let me think

NexusCat /GO DENMARK: if italians talk with their hands how are they gonna call and play at the same time?

Stalker!!! -UA-: and i see le matt with le amby and im like le shits

Le Cow.: OH FUCK

Mr Improbable: it was like watching small baboons screech and jump around in a medium sized savannah tree

nightmare: premjay
nightmare: outfragging a prem spy
nightmare: now you're officially prem

hondjo: who needs real sunshine
hondjo: if you got cp_sunshine

poy: Appelle la compagnie des Indes Orientales stp nous faut un autre demo

Matt can merc: Only in EU can you experience such thing as "nousuhumala"
fundo: because amereican alcohol is water?
Matt can merc: that is very true

Pimskii: Did you ever have the tip of your dick with little rips in it
Pimskii: Like when its rly dry in the air
Pimskii: And u wank
Pimskii: And your dick rips open
Pimskii: Holy fuck this is painful

ᴏғᴏ Sanguine LFP plat s26: your nickname on my friendlist has been stratman since the day you added me

MattJay Scrim? mid/high: you're drunk!? :D
Adda: no?
Adda: >>>
Adda: >.>
Adda: <.<
Adda: >.<
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