Things are looking bleak. The protagonist and his allies are in a corner; the villain's kung fu is stronger than theirs. Outnumbered, outgunned, the situation calls for heroism, and unfortunately for our heroes, the only people around are all comic relief, sidekicks or mentor figures who've never really stepped up to the plate, when they aren't mere Boisterous Weaklings.
Hey, what are they doing? Don't they know that they're outside the Competence Zone? They're prime C-List Fodder! They're... punching the villain through a wall?

A Wiggy Board Game ? What Happens ! ?

Thanks for nothing, DeFoe!

Wa Weg Board, is that how u spell the evil game thing?!

meow

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This is not a treasure map, it's just a route to a box of gold! There is neither a way to a recipe book on this map, or to a store that sells spices!