A PKP Pecheneg
Dean Dingus   United States
Bro, i'm literally a General-purpose machine gun, i can't even understand your small-caliber problems.

Hey, gamer. If you add me to your friends list, and we played some vidya together, that's totally epic. However, if you're adding me for no reason, please leave a comment why.

If you don't, well... https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d4/Scout_taunts08.wav

Well, actually, that's illegal, so i'm not going to do that. You're just going to get ignored. :csdsmile:

If you have a furry porn spray you're not my friend and you never will be
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Words of Wisdom
"People in animal suit will NOT BE TOLERATED at are stores. Go to other restaurant beast man"

- Burger King Moldova

"You know what they say, all toasters... toast toast!"

- Mario from Hotel Mario

"Here's the fucking thing, here's the fucking reason, here's-here's the fuckin' thing, you see, these guys, they come in here and they fuckin' think, they fuckin' think that they can really, really work it through, they think that they can come to me, they think that they can come in here, come into my house and that they can just come in here and just do whatever they want, and they think that they can come in here and do whatever they want, they think that they're okay, that they're okay to do whatever they want, they just don't wanna come into my house, MY house, and-because I will be ready for them. I am 100% justifiably ready, every single second of my life I've trained for this moment, every single...every single waking moment of my life I've been trained ready and willing to fight and beat up anyone who comes into MY house, and they think they can come into MY house, they just believe they think they know, they think they feel, they think they can speak whatever they want in MY house, then they come into MY house and i can beat them up, do whatever i want in MY house, and they think they can do whatever they want, but I will fight them with every last tooth and nail in MY house, they will be ready for it. They can't understand that I am ready for it in MY house, and they don't know that I will always be ready for them in MY house, and I just want to let you know that I will be ready for you when you come into MY. HOUSE. Because if you come into my house, I will be so ready for you that your ass is gonna fall out. You're just gonna walk right in and your ass is just gonna fall out onto the floor and I'm gonna go have to get the shovel and scoop it up and then maybe you and I can go to a Caribou Coffee or a Starbucks and then in MY house, come back later and drink some of that coffee, and then I'm gonna beat. you. the fuck. up. And then I'm gonna take you to the hospital because earlier your ass fell out and neither of us noticed, so I'm gonna take you to the hospital, I'm gonna treat you to a nice hospital dinner, I'm gonna go to the hospital cafeteria and get you a milk, maybe a chocolate milk if I'm feeling really good, Then I'm gonna come back to the hospital room where you're sitting there, your ass fallen out, they're doing surgery but I don't give a fuck, I walk in, hand you the chocolate milk, your ass is knocked out because your ass is OUT. And they're trying to put it back in, so I hand you a chocolate milk, but you're asleep, so I keep trying to force-feed you the chocolate milk and the doctors are trying to get me out, and then I go back to MY house and then I take a nap.
And then I wake up."

- home, by Brendaniel

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Thickle Oct 25 @ 1:14pm 
+rep, truly a top tier gamer.
Oh Yeah Woo Oh Yeah Woo Yeah Oct 20 @ 10:39pm 
a gamer to be feared and respected.
long arm larry Feb 14 @ 3:20am 
"What do you do with money? Is it like, uuhhh... is it- is it- is it like- is it like a CURRENCY THING? I mean, uh... what-what is it? I'm not sure. I mean is it like some kind of CURRENCY THING? I'm not sure- i mean i dunno, is it some kind of CURRENCY THING? You know, who knows? I'm not sure. Who knows? Not a big deal. You know, like *honk*- not a big deal at all!, you know what i'm saying? Not a big deal at ALL!"
long arm larry Jan 18 @ 1:17pm 
Donkey Kong is probably the most positive portrayal of black people I've ever seen in video games. He's strong, heroic, caring, but not afraid to get violent when someone tries to disturb the peace on Kongo Bongo. I myself am black, and I've always looked up to Donkey Kong because he's a better role model to me than anyone else in my life has ever been. Kids would make fun of me at school when I ate bananas, or rolled like Donkey Kong, or threw barrels, or wore a red tie, but it didn't matter because Donkey Kong was all I had in my life. Without him, I'd be dead or a drug addicted thug like my brothers.
A PKP Pecheneg Dec 20, 2018 @ 3:02pm 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥ing say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥ing dead, kiddo.
Smiley The Smile Dec 20, 2018 @ 11:53am 
so is ur UMBRELLA hahahahahahhahahahahaahhh ur mary poppins yall