"The $1900 Pokémon Machine" (actually Ninetales) Specs:

CPU: Intel Core i7-8700K @ 4.7GHz
GPU: Asus ROG Strix GeForce GTX 1070 8GB
Mobo: ASRock Z370 Extreme4
RAM: 16GB Corsair Vengeance LPX DDR4-3000
Cooling: Phanteks PH-TC14PE
Storage: 256GB Crucial MX100, 1TB Western Digital Black, 2TB WD Black, 2TB Hitachi Deskstar 7K2000
PSU: XFX XTR 650W, Cablemod sleeved cables
Case: Phanteks Enthoo Pro
OS: Windows 10 Pro x64

"The $1700 Laptop" (actually Vulpix) Specs:

CPU: Intel Core i7-7700HQ (2.8GHz)
GPU: Gigabyte GeForce GTX 1060 6GB
Display: 14" 2560x1440 IPS, matte
RAM: 16GB G.Skill Ripjaws DDR4-2400
Storage: 512GB Lite-On CV1-8B512
OS: Windows 10 Pro x64
Wireless: Intel Wireless-AC 8260

Peripherals:

Mouse: Logitech G402
Mousepad: Glorious PC Gaming Race Glorious Extended Mousemat
Keyboard: Corsair K70 RGB (Cherry MX Browns)
Controller: Steam Controller
Monitors: Acer H236HL bid, Acer H226HQL bid
Audio: Sennheiser PC350 SE, Logitech Z200
Networking: Belkin AV500, D-Link DGS-1005G

Additional information:

PC gamer, technology enthusiast, Pokéfur, Masshole. I've been into Pokémon since 1999.

I was born on April 29, 1993.

I hold a degree in network engineering. No, I will not fix your friggin' network problems, don't ask me.

In loving memory of Sakura the cat (2001 - 2016)