freddian
Jonas   Thuringen, Germany
 
 
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nutshiny: Hello, reason for adding me? :P
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): m8
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): we n33d to t4lk
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): st0p sending freddian this weeb hentai tentacle stuff
nutshiny: it was accidental
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): m88888888888888
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): dont try me
nutshiny: you his friend?
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i am his lawyer
nutshiny: oh nice
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): and this shit is the freaking red line
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): m8
nutshiny: You just added me and you're calling me your mate
nutshiny: glad someone wants to be my friend
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yeah
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): np
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): but not this loli hentai haiku yota shit
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): getting to far
nutshiny: I am sorry :(((((
nutshiny: it's not loli btw
nutshiny: it was a grown adult woman becoming friends with a small tentacle monster
nutshiny: nothing extreme, really
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): yeah
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): everyday
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): we stray further
nutshiny: :>
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): so
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i just wanted to say thatz
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): *that
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): now i could unfriend u
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): but u look rly desperate
nutshiny: how so? I'm not desperate or anything lol
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): k.
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:orb:About me!:orb:
:p2aperture: My Name: Jonas
:p2aperture: Age: too fucking young
:p2aperture: Nationality: German
:p2aperture: Birthdate: 09.05

:p2aperture: If you have a good memory and were active in the TF2Comp community, there's a chance you remember me from this fuckup I did on sideshow's stream

:orb:someone send help:orb:
:p2blue: please [bandcamp.com]:p2orange:
:p2blue: why those all this stuff have to be so expensive aaah [www.amazon.de]:p2orange:

:UT2004flak:unfunny quotes:UT2004flak:

(in a TF2Center lobby)
*Ascend to Björn*: DONT FUCKING B4NNY HIM!!!!

freddiaN: Australium Strange Scattergun
€53.12
freddiaN: yea sure
freddiaN: Australium Strange Medi Gun
€53.13
freddiaN: even more sure
Bycoon: buying australiums is like saying to your parents: i am a weeb and i have sex with body pillows
freddiaN: lol
Bycoon: will this go to your memes list
freddiaN: yes
Bycoon: amazing
freddiaN: updated
Bycoon: now i have achieved something
freddiaN: Kappa //
freddiaN: I think I also have to get up a guide on how 2 play with sideshow
freddiaN: since it seems like everyone knows that I played with sideshow
Bycoon: you are popular
freddiaN: > and that I suck at medic lol

20:23 - freddiaN: osu WutFace
20:24 - Bycoon: piss off i have life
20:24 - freddiaN: xd
20:24 - freddiaN: sure Kappa
20:27 - Bycoon: i only play osu for weeb memes
20:27 - freddiaN: Bycoon: piss off i have life
says the guy that plays osu LUL
20:27 - freddiaN: and has everyone know it by playing it with steam haHAA
20:28 - Bycoon: no
20:28 - freddiaN: yes
20:28 - Bycoon: its magic shirt
20:28 - Bycoon: i mean shit
20:28 - freddiaN: sure
20:28 - freddiaN: nice meme m9
20:29 - Bycoon: crisp
20:30 - freddiaN: k

Bycoon: im too scared to join dd5f's stream
a dd5f chatmoderator: lol
a dd5f chatmoderator: why?
a dd5f chatmoderator: because you think ill ban you?
Bycoon: even worse
a dd5f chatmoderator: i mean your fucking mod in my chat as well lol
a dd5f chatmoderator: define "even worse"
Bycoon: until you wont make quotes about me every 5 seconds
Bycoon: everything is gucci

freddiaN: "what is german help" l i t t e r l y t h e b e s t l a n g u a g e o n e a r t h
Chez: :thinking:
freddiaN: :thinking:

meme^ freddiaN: ok tek will net am montag gamen
meme^ freddiaN: ich frag ob dienstag geht
〖Benaty†Frozen〗: er ist ein hurenoshn
meme^ freddiaN: immernoch 20CEST
meme^ freddiaN: ich seh aber seinen punkt
〖Benaty†Frozen〗: das er throwen will?
meme^ freddiaN: LOL


〖Benaty†Frozen〗: :o
〖Benaty†Frozen〗: ich dachte du löscht das comment instant
〖Benaty†Frozen〗: ecksdee
freddiaN: wat
freddiaN: lmao
freddiaN: https://clips.twitch.tv/SuccessfulSullenScallionBCWarrior
freddiaN: :thinking:
〖Benaty†Frozen〗: nettes blasen geräusch
〖Benaty†Frozen〗: netter throw
freddiaN: ikr
〖Benaty†Frozen〗: Wie Kai damals in ugc 4v4
freddiaN: LOL
〖Benaty†Frozen〗: er ist nicht online ich kann ihn das nicht schicken fuck

"still looking for memes... have any?"
-Bycoon 2017

"Ich bin nicht scheisse, ich bin nur unlucky!"
- Tamino 2017

(dd5f Twitch Chat)
Robot__________: wait aren't you like 14 though Freddian?
freddiaN: @Robot__________ 15
freddiaN: but yea close enough
cirlo_: and yet more mature then Raptor00X :)
freddiaN: LUL
Robot__________: ^
Robot__________: too tru

nutshiny: d-do you
nutshiny: like memes?
freddiaN: possibly
freddiaN: although no HL memes
freddiaN: :>
nutshiny: ok
freddiaN: also if you repeat letters again like your trying to be a fucking loli i'll erase your from planet earth
nutshiny: dude what
nutshiny: vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
freddiaN: NotLikeThis

freddiaN: how much would 1 medium sized kebab cost?
your local kebab dealer: 3
freddiaN: 3 shekels?
your local kebab dealer: no
your local kebab dealer: 3
freddiaN: :thinking:

nutshiny: ok i wanna tell a awkward thing
freddiaN: >inb4 gay
nutshiny: yes
freddiaN: kek
freddiaN: then i guess never go to a bar in orlando Kappa
nutshiny: lol
nutshiny: (i didnt get that joke)
freddiaN: https://www.cbsnews.com/orlando-shooting/
nutshiny: that escalated quickly
freddiaN: LMAO

Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): [insert already used key here]
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): killing floor
freddiaN: ez
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): enjoy faggit
freddiaN: ja geil
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): [insert already used key here]
freddiaN: :^)
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): red orchestra
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): kp ob der noch geht
freddiaN: jo
freddiaN: ging noch
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): und jetzt bekomm aids pls
freddiaN: ne danke neger
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): a
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): +d
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): asd
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): asda
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): sd
freddiaN: kek
Alɘx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): TRIGGERED
freddiaN: LUL

nutshiny: What is KF
KF/freddiaN: kebab fighters
KF/freddiaN: my current TDM draft cup team
KF/freddiaN: that i am in
nutshiny: nice
KF/freddiaN: we couldn't find a better name, so
KF/freddiaN: Kappa
nutshiny: sounds like ascend's favourite team
KF/freddiaN: or kodeeey's
nutshiny: yee

[6:16 PM] Chrollo: ur a faggot and hope u die in ur sleep u fucking lil jewdog
[6:16 PM] freddiaN: u wot mate
[6:16 PM] Chrollo: o wrong person
[6:16 PM] Chrollo: sorry
[6:16 PM] freddiaN: :thonkang:

[Discord beim Minecraft spielen]
Jojo: Ja dann fragen die mich so "Ja, wie sind sie denn so schnell zum Mars und zurück gekommen?" und ich antworte einfach nur "Mit 'ner Schelle."
Jonas (freddiaN): Von Jonas A. W.™
Jojo: "Ist das quasi Superman oder was?" "Ja, nur als 'ne Erdnuss."

[Auch im Discord beim Minecraft spielen]
Jojo: Alter ich weis nicht wieso harter Strick bei Amazon 23€ kostet.

so eine kommunisten ping sache halt, einer hat highping beide treffen nicht (c) hayha (deekay)

[in a TF2 dmix]
[SM] ADMIN: Initiated a vote: bastigay?
[SM] Vote successful. (Received 88 % of 8 votes)
[SM] The answer to bastigay? is: yes.

freddian Today at 6:59 PM
. Reid Today at 6:54 PM
. no
. we need a new word to describe how much you overplayed Quake
I'm scared
Jermain Today at 7:01 PM
replace "overplayed Quake" to "jerked of to SAO"
:rofl:
Reid in a nutshell
freddian Today at 7:01 PM
LOL
Jermain Today at 7:02 PM
got eem

eevv Today at 1:22 PM
@freddian are you... may allah forgive me for uttering this word... a windows user?

"sheesh mal sheesh ist gleich damn" (c) Tamino

"Ja mann könnte doch auch einfach sagen: 'Entschuldigen Sie bitte, sie sind scheisse'." (c) Lem0n

"Sele Tapped" (c) freddian

6:58 PM] Mr. Crit (Demoman): mapb talk starting sdooon
[6:58 PM] Mr. Crit (Demoman): by micplas
[6:58 PM] los (Sniper): okpay mr. pcrit
[6:59 PM] Mr. Crit (Demoman): im eatinf chjocken wings
[6:59 PM] Mr. Crit (Demoman): an d typing with left hand
[7:00 PM] los (Sniper): i hodpe thowse arE sopme go0d chjocken w1ngs
[7:00 PM] Nicolas (Heavy): Ahh yes our glorious maincaller and extremely handsome heavy main micplas
He will be with you in a second
[7:00 PM] Mr. Crit (Demoman): they sure area
[7:00 PM] Mr. Crit (Demoman): xD

Benaty:
Fortnite > I prefer the real battle royale
PUBG > I prefer the real battle royale
Reise nach Jerusalem > Perfection

"fuck I'm gonna get gased so hard" (c) MoreBuckets

4:42 PM] Eeveee: i got to ep 7, where the girl had sex with a guy she didnt even like
[4:42 PM] Eeveee: i was like
[4:42 PM] Eeveee: bruh
[4:42 PM] Eeveee: and dipped

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speedy Dec 25, 2018 @ 5:12am 
Hey Freddian,

I just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

Discussing music or other stuff on VC with you always has been a blast, my dude.

Anyways, thanks for being my friend, Chief.

Tschüss,

- Speedy :csgo_banana:
speedy Nov 18, 2018 @ 7:48am 
that's a bruh moment right here
freddian Nov 17, 2018 @ 4:24pm 
bruh
ross Nov 17, 2018 @ 1:59pm 
bruh
speedy Oct 14, 2018 @ 1:10pm 
+rep thinking emoji haha
thatJJO May 18, 2018 @ 10:15am 
Ist die Erdnuss schlecht hin