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Personal Achievements

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 2:00am


Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked Mar 31, 2014 @ 3:40am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked Apr 2, 2014 @ 3:47am


Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 2:03am

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 2:20am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 11:13pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked Mar 30, 2014 @ 10:16pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 2:24am

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 2:37am

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 2:32am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 3:41am

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2014 @ 2:24am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2014 @ 3:36am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked Mar 31, 2014 @ 4:03am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked Mar 31, 2014 @ 3:26am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked Apr 2, 2014 @ 3:40am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked Apr 3, 2014 @ 2:47am

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Unlocked Apr 6, 2014 @ 2:53am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked Apr 4, 2014 @ 2:21am

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked Apr 2, 2014 @ 4:08am


Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 1:18am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 2:01am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 1:40am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked Nov 26, 2016 @ 2:31am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked Jun 4, 2014 @ 1:58am


Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked Mar 21, 2015 @ 6:44pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked Nov 20, 2014 @ 8:45pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked Nov 20, 2014 @ 8:29pm


Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked Mar 21, 2015 @ 6:46pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked Mar 21, 2015 @ 6:48pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked Nov 20, 2014 @ 8:40pm

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!


Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind


Why did you step in that? Yuck

Don't Panic


Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks


Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec


Smell and look like one

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.


Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101


Visit all zones on the MMO level


Lick a friend

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Old Goat




Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game


Craft all items in one game

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet


Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool


Find all the trophies in GoatZ

I am Bread

Are you bread?

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.


Just finish that one LAST job.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.


Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.


Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.


Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.


Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.


Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.


Complete test chambers.

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.