Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma
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When you hug a flat girl, she's closer to your heart.
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Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Avatar created by Crash
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: SRTT foil suggested by Crash
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Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: and, in the future, artwork by Crash

Crash gets fed up with Nano
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: we gonna play something
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: or
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: rant about payday for another hour

Crash tries to play with Americans
Crash: i'm off to a server where my ping is less than 350

Crash admits he's my biggest fan
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: i have no chatlogs except for like, 2
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: and they're all you

Crash admits he's my biggest fan Part 2
Crash #TSTJ: Of course the chat was "FOR NANO"
Crash #TSTJ: "FOR NANO"
Crash #TSTJ: "YEAH FOR NANO"

AAAOPTFSOA
(anglo-australian anti otaku pro team fortress soceity of america)

Crash pays a lot of money for anime breasts
Crash #TSTJ: Damnit am I really doing this
Crash #TSTJ: Yes I am
Crash #TSTJ: places buy order

Crash is excited for Overwatch
Crash #TSTJ: I can't wait to play 300 ping Overwatch with you guys
Crash #TSTJ is now Away.
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Man that's gonna suck
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Play Tracer
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: At least your teleporting will make sense
Crash #TSTJ: Every class will be Tracer to me

Crash talks economics
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: who cares about an australium wrench, look at my pyro
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: he's a pretty girl
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: or something

Crash on Overwatch
Crash #TSTJ: Face says 70, ass says 20
Crash #TSTJ: Also how did you find it
Crash #TSTJ: But sideways
Crash #TSTJ: Wouldn't reverse searching it find the full image
Crash #TSTJ: Not the missing part, sideways?

Crash deals with a f2p
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Playing Turbine with Retro, find a lone red teleporter in our vents. Do the classic taunt spam over it, some random Pyro even joins in, get like 6 kills between us from it. F2P Spy walks up and saps it. We kick him. I thought it'd make you proud B)

Crash talks about deleting games due to lack of anime babes
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: step 2: remove from library
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: because you can do that now
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: I don't get why anyone would do that
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: like... what's the point....
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: it's for if you, say, accidentally buy a game with no anime babes in it
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: and you don't want your library to have any of this cultured content in it
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: so you just remove it
Crash #TeamStar #TeamJerma: because you missed the refund window by the time you realised the lack of anime babes

Crash is playing a game
Crash #TSTJ: Now I've gotta play as anime dreamboat goku
Crash #TSTJ: the TF2 huntsman

Crash cracks the code
Crash #TSTJ: Nano buys all Neptunia content
Crash #TSTJ: "I'm probably gonna get off like soon"

Retro's Bizarre Adventure
FiReCaT: liar
FiReCaT: im unfreinding you
FiReCaT: fak u
FiReCaT: anything you wanna say before i unfreind you
Not Alexander: Read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure while you're young kid, it'll help in later life.
Not Alexander: Later
FiReCaT: fak u

Alex discusses Australian native wildlife
Not Alexander: it's like clouds
Not Alexander: Idk
Not Alexander: living the dream?
Crash #TSTJ: It's a Yeti
Crash #TSTJ: Dang man can't you spot a Yeti when you see one
Not Alexander: I don't live in Australia, where I'm assuming they're native

Alex and Polly tell it as it is
There is no spoon : Nice try Nano
Pollyanna Quixote : He left.
Not Alexander : he left lol
Not Alexander : nice try

Precip makes the quote wall
Precip #TSTJ: Hey hey
Precip #TSTJ: I'm broed

???
Crash #TSTJ: He's like da whip without any of the real benefits of da whip
Crash #TSTJ: Please quote that out of context

Crash accepts his place
Crash: Do you think I'm waifu material
Crash: Like, if I keep playing Mercy
Crash: When does the transformation happen
Precip: Oh yes
Not Alexander: your the healslut we've always needed crash
Nano: yes
Nano: Crash is like
Nano: The cheerleader of TSTJ

Crash finds out what a Sonico is
Crash #TSTJ: What even is Sonico
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Porn?
Crash #TSTJ: Is that multiplayer?
Crash #TSTJ: She's the mascot for a company and a music festival
Crash #TSTJ: I was not expecting that
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Porn is multiplayer

Precip being Precip
[Precip]: You like, know all the answers. Are you fucking God?

Alex sums up how I play Overwatch
Retro - Today at 2:43 PM
tbh it's more like you
the cute girl is overwatch
your feelings are never anything other than
look around
move someone
eat loudly into a mic
or get mad

And the rest?...
Not Alexander: i was with my friend and we were memeing it up looking through posters
Not Alexander: and the guy behind the counter was like
Not Alexander: "ayy you fucks like anime?"
Not Alexander: and the rest was history
Not Alexander: please never quote that

...The rest
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: She's wearing two bras
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: What in the world
Not Alexander: yeah
Not Alexander: she's 14 too
Not Alexander: and has tanlines
Not Alexander: please never quote that

Alex speaks the truth
Not Alexander: dude in like 3 months overwatch will be a year old
Not Alexander: and in 5 month tf2 would've been dead for a year

Crash and I on an aussie server
FaM. minime : wtf how do the 2 red engies have a gold rench?
Crash #TSTJ : GOT EM

Crash makes a tactical error
(On RED team)
Crash #TSTJ: Let's backcap
Crash #TSTJ: Wait

Crash does the math
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Crash #TSTJ: I don't even like anime
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: top 10 anime lies
Crash #TSTJ: Anime babes ≠ Anime
Crash #TSTJ: Simple mathematics

r/crashnocontext
Crash #TSTJ: Not sure how I'm gonna fit all these other characters in
Crash #TSTJ: Wish me luck

Alex and I's relationship
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: Good work though
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: The dynamic duo of Retro and Nano strike again
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: I make the content
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma: You make me funny

Polly Jazz
Polly-HellDamnGod-damnBullshit:
HELLYEAHGODAMNBULLSHITTITSBITCHMYASSFOULASSHEYASSHOLEHELLYEAHGODAMNBULLSHITTITSBITCHMYASSFOULASSASSCLOWN

Crash contacts customer support
Crash #TSTJ: "Hey man, still waiting on the Box Trot and Sonico background. Thinking they might have got lost in the mail?"


Crash knows anime babes
Coffee Cheetos Crash:
I think it's the nipples pointing up
I'm not exactly an expert in this field

Sad Panda Senpai notices me [cdn.discordapp.com]

Crash combines them
Crash #TSTJ: You can't save the t shirt glitch
Crash #TSTJ: I DID IT

Precip works on Blender
💙PrincessGregFromNvidia💙
ive made some progress in blender today
Nano is Pamu's #1 Monika & Aqua
Tits?
💙PrincessGregFromNvidia💙
Nah
Close
Nano is Pamu's #1 Monika & Aqua
shoulders?
💙PrincessGregFromNvidia💙
Closer
Nano is Pamu's #1 Monika & Aqua
.... Tits?
💙PrincessGregFromNvidia💙
You got it

Recent Activity

96 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
125 hrs on record
last played on Nov 16
982 hrs on record
last played on Nov 16
Madot Nov 15 @ 5:34pm 
This man has a dangerous case of super autism. Avoid!
Weiss Schnee Oct 17 @ 9:49pm 
What if my bank account is already empty and overdraft is disabled? >_>
Arachne Aug 3 @ 11:07am 
best boyfriend confirm
Precip #TSTJ Jul 26 @ 11:01pm 
What happened to the other comment B(
Nano #TeamStar #TeamJerma Jul 26 @ 9:34pm 
Retro - Today at 9:32 PM
find my dream gal
she's australian
likes the simpsons
and boom
it's crash in a wig
Precip #TSTJ Mar 1 @ 8:51pm 
fwd: fwd: fwd: Warning to parents about NieR: Automata

Parents need to know that Nier: Automata is an action role-playing game with significant violence. Combat -- involving swords and guns -- is generally between androids and robots, but both sides appear sentient. Some fights involve very human-like characters, as well as animals that bleed. The primary protagonist, a female android, wears a revealing (and impractical for combat) velvet dress that allows players to see her entire buttocks while climbing ladders and performing acrobatic moves. A male human-like character appears and fights completely in the nude, though he's missing any genitalia. Also, spoken and text dialogue includes infrequent but strong profanity, including "f--k".