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this ain't no place for no hero
the smallest seed of an idea can grow to define or destroy you
there's a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.

the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it is a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.

the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom aren't as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.

in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rop and strings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.

the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to fight. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.

it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides
stimky Aug 23, 2017 @ 5:51am 
hap b day !
Griftz Aug 22, 2017 @ 6:48pm 
Happy birthday Feu :b1:
☆fk Aug 22, 2017 @ 4:43pm 
happy borf to botfday boy
caramel who? Aug 10, 2017 @ 9:24pm 
"we're going to wreck you and we're going to look ♥♥♥♥ing fabulous while we do it! SUCK ON THESE RICE NIPS!"
Griftz Feb 9, 2017 @ 6:28pm 
10:24 AM - ᵇᵒᵒᵏˢʰᵉˡᶠ: ᵇᵒᵒᵏ and ᵇᵒᵒᵏˢʰᵉˡᶠ
10:24 AM - ᵇᵒᵒᵏˢʰᵉˡᶠ: we got this
10:24 AM - ᵇᵒᵒᵏ: heck
10:24 AM - ᵇᵒᵒᵏ: yes
caramel who? Feb 7, 2017 @ 4:46am 
he-hey feubird! its caramel. i-i cant come out tonight, im going to see this goob. no, no her name is candy. real cute. gotta go, see ya!