How come you can drink a drink but you can't food a food?
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If you win a contest on being the biggest loser, are you a loser?