Hjord the Skeleton
Louisville, Kentucky, United States
Maybe I'm so cool I wanna die
Currently Online
I am not a skeletonkin
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Wall $treet Fat Cat Oct 2, 2016 @ 2:45am 
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Leyland

In Leyland Lancashire born and raised
On Coh General was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out memeing' relaxin' all cool
And all grinding some tank outside of school
When a couple of memesters who were up to no good
Started feeling ace in my neighborhood
I got in one little wink and my mom got scared
She said 'You're going to find work like your Brothers in leyland.

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my hotpots and sent me on my way
She gave me a wink and then she gave me ride
I Put my winkface on and said "I might as well ace it".
Wall $treet Fat Cat Oct 2, 2016 @ 2:45am 
First class, yo this is bad
Eating a curry out of a champague glass.
Is this what the people of leyland living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're lazy, slacking, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this Leyland Cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Leyland

Well, the car stopped and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a manager standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get fired yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I winked for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said ACE and it had a Tiger Tank in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to LEY LAND'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my desktop
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Ley Land
Wall $treet Fat Cat Sep 10, 2016 @ 2:45am 
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Lasersoft120 Apr 15, 2014 @ 12:33pm 
it's been 67 Days, Are you dead? :[
«♫»Rice Mar 22, 2014 @ 10:53am 
its ogre
Plisskin Aug 5, 2012 @ 7:43am