Faith4Dead
≡{ ͡° ᴥ ͡°}≡ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ   Chelyabinsk, Chelyabinsk, Russian Federation
 
 
You came here because you think I'm a hacker, Yeah I know. lemme explain or don't because you just are more into seeing the hours or achievements.

So, I don't hack in games anymore because I learned my lesson, cheating is for major dick bags who wish to ruin games (or make it fun if you take gta 5 for example or payday 2 by mainly showing you things around the map) anywho, I dislike having crap locked behind achievements unless it's well fun, payday 2 for example does poorly at this and I dislike having to work for 500+ achievements just to get one weapon attachment which is annoying as all hell and it's why the community goes crazy if you have all achievements unlocked and only let's say 5k hrs in the game, it's also why they are all assholes to you if you mod your game like making it harder on yourself because out of all honesty, DW is too easy if you play solo with the right build.

So if you see someone cheating don't say anything just leave the match or stay and see if they do anything serious like spawning cash in pd2 or aimbotting then you can report and leave, don't stay to say "Omg you ruin games blah blah" No one really cares nor has time to read what you say, just report and move on, trust me I hardly see anyone do this in payday 2 they just like to call you out and stay in the lobby for so long to keep everyone away from you, even if you are just using a difficulty increasing mod like DW+ or overkill+, the pd2 community needs to chill in all honesty, but yeah mainly just report and leave don't stay to nag about it.

I also screenshot those that think I'm using hacks like pirate perfection or aimbot or some shit in games, it's hilarious since I'm playing legit but they think "OMG VACS SHE HACKS OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG DICK FACE FAK U KYS" stuff like that, seriously though don't go assume based on vacs or achievements, just look at their hours and if their game time is low yet they are doing way to good like constant headshots or maybe a headshot here but body shots n such then you should spectate them to investigate, if it seems like hacks then report and leave.

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Multiple VAC bans on record | Info
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RANDOM BS!
Avatar is never by me, I don't take cred for it.

PLEASE CLICK MORE INFO AT THE TOP IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE A DINGUS

3 spies from England, France and Italy sent to the USSR.
After a week, they were captured and put in jail. The Russians took the English spy, tied and tortured him and after 20 minutes, he gave all the info.
The Russians proceeded with the French guy. Same procedure and same outcome.
Then they took the Italian guy and did the same thing, but they didn't get any info. They kept going for hours with no luck. Eventually, they gave up and put him back in cell.
The other 2 spies asked him "How did you do that!? They tortured us like crazy!" The Italian guy replied: "I wanted to give all my info, but they tied my hands and so I couldn't speak."


Hanzo
"I kil bro i fel bed"
Genji
"No brodder it mi"
Hanzo
"Impossibru i kil u"
Genji
"Handsoap please"

Youtube comments are funny
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Whenever I pull my "weapon" out, the girls all go "Oh my what a huge prick!"
My "gun" is quite huge, you see. It is always "cocked" and ready to go "bang." Even my own sister once commented on my expert "handling" of my "barrel."
She used to say "By golly, Jimbob you gotta helluva penis right thar! I sure hope ma and pa don't catch us fuckin again!"

So you see. I'm quite the "discharge" enthusiast.
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Everyone needs to have a name like this in their life or steam name or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qvKi4GclOc

I stealthed undercover with AJ valentine and his buddy swagger mcdagger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiML5rKL41I
Can I be famous yet.

Are you a boy or girl? Frisk : I'm a kid. No what's in your pants. Frisk : DETERMINATION

"Guys..." Bain whispered breathlessly as Dallas and Chains fondled his body, "The thermal drill, go get it." Dallas eagerly unzipped his two piece suit and brought his pulsing drill to view. "What a drill..." Bain gasped, "Let's see if it works as good as it looks"

As bain spread himself out to let Dallas breach his vault, a voice rang out. "I've had a bad day"

His brother Houston was standing there, he continued "Why don't we use a spoon?"

Suddenly Hoxton leapt through the window as Houston was showing his drill to the others, "Wankers!" he shouted and revealed his own, much larger, drill to the group.



Last night, at a tf2 server, a Medic ubered a Spy while using the box trot.
UBER BOX PLS NERF.
Medic: GO MIEN MIGHTY STEED!
Spy: ONWARD DOCTOR!
(INTENSE SCREAMING)
Uber box was removed for being too confusing for new players.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm_niiQfeWc
HOW TO SLAP LIKE A MAN

HOUSTONQUEST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phzoPP0E868

All about furries!
https://static1.e621.net/data/a7/a4/a7a4e635c4012748d155c2f732ecebfa.jpg

Peekaboo!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD_ltS_-h6o

How to make a sammich dragon ball style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T7dLaqKtTY

STALKER IN A NUTSHELL
Chernobyl is the most hostile environment on earth to human life. Radiated monsters, military shooting everything, random russian dudes walking around with other worldly artifacts making them superhuman.

And these guys wake up one day and say "AH NOOOO CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE" put on their Nike and Adidas clothes and go fuck shit up with an AK.

How did Germany think they could beat these guys?

HOW TO BE A DOCTOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmfinl05DbY

Before Marriage:

Boy:Ah at last.i can hardly wait
Girl:Do you want me to leave you?
Boy:No don't even think about it.
Girl:Do you love me?
Boy:Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boys: Every chance i get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Darling!

After Marriage:(Read from bottom to top)

Stuff you see at the range
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g5p6b-ZZ5Y&feature=youtu.be

IMPROVE YOUR PROJECTILE SYNC IN SOURCE GAMES BY USING THIS!
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Blaze The Fox Nov 24, 2016 @ 4:37am 
BOOM waitwhat
Faith4Dead Oct 31, 2016 @ 8:45pm 
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's; one with cheese, an a large soda.
Flammole Feb 27, 2016 @ 8:51pm 
m4n wut 4 fuc1n h4c3r m8 u h4s 3 v4c b4nz wut 4 1337 h4c3r
Blaze The Fox Aug 16, 2015 @ 4:51am 
ALLU AKBAR!
Flammole Mar 1, 2015 @ 6:45pm 
Such a cool guy, best friend ever, 11/10, would play again.