eXabyte
Jack   Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
 
 
TF2 Achivements:

syf gaming - 2011 OWL 6 DIV2 Champs.

syf gaming - 2012 OWL 7 DIV1 Placement to be Announced.

illin' - 2014 OWL 9? DIV3 Runner up

Poached eggs - 2015 OWL 13 DIV2 5th

8:09 PM - Hey Katie! : #tradielyf

10:04 PM - syf.Raiin: exabyte...
10:04 PM - syf.Raiin: fucking aye
10:04 PM - syf.eXabyte: yo!
10:04 PM - syf.Raiin: some kid named ghost_stryke3er
10:05 PM - syf.Raiin: in order of his question...
10:05 PM - syf.Raiin: thought we knew each other
10:05 PM - syf.Raiin: thought we were related
10:05 PM - syf.Raiin: thought we knew each other irl
10:05 PM - syf.Raiin: asked who was in team
10:05 PM - syf.Raiin: asked if he could join
10:05 PM - syf.Raiin: said you were the best ever
10:05 PM - syf.Raiin: asked if you were the leader
10:06 PM - syf.Raiin: asked if you were the leader
10:06 PM - syf.Raiin: asked if he could join
10:06 PM - syf.Raiin: didnt know what comp tf2 was
10:06 PM - syf.Raiin: asked me to explain comp tf2
10:06 PM - syf.Raiin: asked me to explain comp tf2
10:06 PM - syf.Raiin: asked me to explain comp tf2
10:06 PM - syf.Raiin: asked me to explain the short version
10:07 PM - syf.Raiin: (responded 6v6)
10:07 PM - syf.Raiin: asked what you win
10:07 PM - syf.Raiin: asked what you win
10:07 PM - syf.Raiin: asked what you win
10:07 PM - syf.Raiin: and i quit
10:08 PM - syf.eXabyte: haha
10:08 PM - syf.eXabyte: im the best
10:08 PM - syf.eXabyte: true fact
10:08 PM - syf.eXabyte: <3 you raiin!
10:08 PM - syf.Raiin: he called you serenity though
10:08 PM - syf.Raiin: so meh
10:08 PM - syf.Raiin: youre not the best
10:08 PM - syf.Raiin: serenity is
10:08 PM - syf.Raiin: oh well
10:08 PM - syf.Raiin: maybe youll get famous some day :P

Rocky: Avril, I have a very important question, How long does it take you to fap one off?
Avril: Depends if i'm looking at a pic of your sister.
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eXabyte Jun 19, 2018 @ 4:40am 
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iron man dies in endgame Jun 18, 2018 @ 9:21am 
-rep noob
Émpty The Gäϔ Apr 28, 2018 @ 8:00pm 
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John Carmack Jan 27, 2018 @ 2:46am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^) and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when♥♥♥♥♥♥♥kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe♥♥♥♥♥♥♥kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・
Émpty The Gäϔ Nov 2, 2017 @ 5:05am 
Hi, I am from Po♥♥♥♥♥i, Im tired of all you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥s shooting up my town. As town bakery I have stockpiled many loafs of Bread. if you want my bread you ARE GOING TO HAVE
TO GO THROUGH ME. Ill let you know I trained at Stalber for 5 years mastering the art of PanFU the ultimate in Cast iron martial-arts.
As a trained bakery I know how to bake up a big can of ♥♥♥♥ U. So thats it. What im saying is STOP BREAKING MY WINDOWS. and stay the ♥♥♥♥ out of po♥♥♥♥♥i its MY CITY!!!!
Émpty The Gäϔ Oct 30, 2017 @ 1:12am 
chimpingggggggggggg 1234, my name a jeff and I love every single simian on this planet. I have a dong the size of a gorrillas and a mane as black and powerful as a gun. When All the other orangatans walk up to me i just whip out my gaint stick and beat them in the head. I am the Alpha Chimp. My muscles ripple as all the other females pick fleas and other small insects off my skin and eat me. I got ♥♥♥♥♥s lining up around the block trying to groom me. You aint♥♥♥♥♥♥you are not even a beta chimp. You are an omega chimp. You probbly play with your tiny feeble shriveled chimp dong under the rotten apple tree. I cant even see you around me or Ill bite off your arm and steal all your bannana. I have over 500 confirmed victories in the chimp mating ritual Arena. I earn 1000 mates per year. EVERYYEAR. I get fresh bannanas DAILY. I am your superior in everyway. Now bow down to the alpha Chimp!!!!