Recent reviews by Evo

Do you have a history of concussions? No? Then you probably will not enjoy this. Slop game for players with slop brains. Essentially perfect for Rick & Morty fans.

EDIT: LMAO I was PISSED. It's good again.

Gameplay is at its peak is absurdly addictive and fun; Devs seem determined to change this for some reason. It's PvE, but they balance it as if it were PvP. Seriously, Arrowhead is determined to balance out and nerf anything fun. They are also liars. Finally had enough. I genuinely hope Arrowhead goes out of business. Never seen developers who seem to enjoy screwing with their community so much (their mods are out of control as well - the usual suspects). Spectacular dishonesty in every communication they sloppily attempt. Just done with them.

They've also destroyed stability. Crashing constantly, many reports of fried components. No fixes in sight. There's no need for this game to be 140 gigabytes, either.

Absurdly woke. In the first 5 minutes, there was whinging about capitalism, complaints about an implied law & order president who built a border wall, and teenage girl urging you to vote for a brown woman before expressing hope that said DJT stand-in is assassinated. Very shortly after that, another teen girl talked about being disgusted by her privileged life before playing "Bella Ciao." This all occurred within 15 minutes or so. At that point I uninstalled. I really have to begin researching deeper before buying. Unfortunately I bought it from a keyshop, so I can't get a refund. It's too bad, because the concept is very interesting. It really is a shame that leftists have to shove their religion into literally everything they make, because they end up ruining unique games with it. Oh well. Game clearly wasn't meant for me, and the target audience seems pleased, so I suppose it was pretty successful. It could have been so much more,

EDIT: I am apparently a right-wing extremist. LMFAO.

I did not enjoy this video game. Yes, 20,000 people are wrong. This means YOU if you disagree. You are wrong.

I mean, it's not the greatest thing ever, but people are so weird about this DLC. Waaaaah, it's not free. It's a totally new game mode with totally new progression, a new map, a whole new enemy faction, and a new difficulty. I've enjoyed it. When you consider how many free content updates this game has had, it's not a big deal, especially since you can now get the entire package on sale for like $15. Compare how feature and content starved Darktide is compared to VT2. Now THAT'S a ripoff.

Newest update utterly destroyed everything. It is no longer the same game. Now you do fetch quests to unlock the ability to play the game.

You ruined everything. Undo this update, pretend it never happened. I am begging you.

Randy Pitchford is just the absolute worst.

Overrated humor that only a Redditor could find amusing. The new EULA makes it clear that Gearbox wants to be the next Ubisoft. The game isn't good enough to allow them to spy on you. Way too much DLC anyway.

A very charming game. Clean for the most part and family-friendly. The voice acting is wonderful and I really enjoy the animation. The writing is top-notch and quite humorous. They did well modernizing the point-and-click gameplay and updating the series. The puzzles aren't too difficult but some will get your brain tingling for a brief second. Almost always multiple ways to tackle the obstacle in front you. Branching paths result in different cutscenes and story so there's a reason to replay. Yes, there are some changes. It was inevitable and while I'm not a huge fan of some of the changes, none of them are bad enough to ruin my enjoyment.

We will probably never get another KQ game and that's okay, everything has its time and place. A nice way to revisit Graham and the world of King's Quest one last time.

This is a really fun game. I enjoy playing it, and think you would too.