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Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jul 10 @ 8:35am

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.
Unlocked Jul 10 @ 8:28am

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.
Unlocked Jul 10 @ 9:24am

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.
Unlocked Jul 10 @ 8:32am

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.
Unlocked Jul 10 @ 9:38am

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a balloon.
Unlocked Jul 10 @ 11:05pm

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.
Unlocked Jul 10 @ 11:07pm

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.
Unlocked Jul 10 @ 11:13pm

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.
Unlocked Jul 10 @ 11:11pm

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 1:22am

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 1:38am

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 1:40am

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 1:42am

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 1:48am

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 7:47am

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 2:15am

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 1:50am


Ask Lupe about her organizational system.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 2:09am

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.
Unlocked Jul 11 @ 2:19am

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.
Unlocked Jul 12 @ 6:27am

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 7:23am

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 8:29am

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 8:57am

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 5:42pm

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 5:46pm

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 5:49pm

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 6:08pm


Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 6:45pm

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 6:46pm

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 6:52pm

" large"

Meet the mechanics.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 8:07pm

"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.
Unlocked Jul 13 @ 9:01pm

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.

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