|AMB| Bird
Eindhoven, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands
 
 
People don't believe what's reasonable to believe, but what they want to believe.
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Call of Duty-record in short:

MW2 Nuke Count: 11 (KD: 1.69)
MW3 MOAB Count: 594 (KD: 2.26)
WW2 V2-Rocket Count: 19 (and counting) (KD: 1.95)

Dear peasant who ended up on my profile,

Here is an easy guide on hacks:

1) Play a game (probably Call of Duty)

2) Get yourself molested by, supposedly, a hacker.

3) Enter his profile in a state of rage <------------ YOU ARE NOW HERE

4) Before reporting or commenting, ask yourself some questions:
4.1) Was there a UAV? Was I painted on the minimap?
4.2) Could he have seen me walk before? Could he have heard me?
4.3) Could he have memorised my (camping) position?
4.4) How many hours does he have? Was knowing the spawn simply based on gaming experience?
4.5) Could he have deduced the events that led to (multiple) killing(s)?
4.6) Was there some sort of connection problem?
4.7) Was it sheer luck?
4.8) *A reason I might have forgotten?*

5) If you are confident enough that someone's gameplay leads to the answer 'no' on all of the questions above, proceed to the report-button.

6 (OPTIONAL): Submit a raging, mad, insulting comment below so everyone knows you read the guide and fully acknowledged its content.

Have a wonderful day. Don't let a game bring you down or make you feel miserable. The future is bright, life is too short. Don't waste energy on being mad over a game. It's just not worth it.

Yours sincerely,
|AMB| Bird

- Leader and founder of the once mighty AMB-clan, nowadays just a hollow tag.
- Former ESL-player with 4 years of experience on the record.

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