|AMB| Bird
Eindhoven, Noord-Brabant, Netherlands
''By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest...''
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Call of Duty-record in short:

MW2 Nuke Count: 11 (KD: 1.69)
MW3 MOAB Count: 594 (KD: 2.26)
WW2 V2-Rocket Count: 15 (and counting) (KD: 1.92)

Dear peasant who ended up on my profile,

Here is an easy guide on hacks:

1) Play a game (probably Call of Duty)

2) Get yourself molested by, supposedly, a hacker.

3) Enter his profile in a state of rage <------------ YOU ARE NOW HERE

4) Before reporting or commenting, ask yourself some questions:
4.1) Was there a UAV? Was I painted on the minimap?
4.2) Could he have seen me walk before? Could he have heard me?
4.3) Could he have memorised my (camping) position?
4.4) How many hours does he have? Was knowing the spawn simply based on gaming experience?
4.5) Could he have deduced the events that led to (multiple) killing(s)?
4.6) Was there some sort of connection problem?
4.7) Was it sheer luck?
4.8) *A reason I might have forgotten?*

5) If you are confident enough that someone's gameplay leads to the answer 'no' on all of the questions above, proceed to the report-button.

6 (OPTIONAL): Submit a raging, mad, insulting comment below so everyone knows you read the guide and fully acknowledged its content.

Have a wonderful day. Don't let a game bring you down or make you feel miserable. The future is bright, life is too short. Don't waste energy on being mad over a game. It's just not worth it.

Yours sincerely,
|AMB| Bird

- Leader and founder of the once mighty AMB-clan, nowadays just a hollow tag.
- Former ESL-player with 4 years of experience on the record.

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MJ-N°23.BE 8 hours ago 
gros fdp de nl cheater
cheatrs bann Jul 31 @ 1:46pm 
attention cheatr
|AMB| Bird Jul 27 @ 10:45am 
As long as you don't show any proof of that, you can ♥♥♥♥ off. You are the liar here.
Antal120 Jul 27 @ 10:20am 
This guy is basically defending the use of cheats in-game. If you add him on steam, you're a piece of♥♥♥♥♥♥like him. He's a liar.
GeneralSteiner Jul 23 @ 10:45am 
wh hacker Cheater
|AMB| Bird Jul 11 @ 2:32pm 
I am saying that: I don't have skill. You're right on that. I never claimed to have skill. But I'm also not hacking. I don't need hacks to amuse myself.