hippos are such weird animals
Shahbaz   Calgary, Alberta, Canada
 
 
Have I ever told you the definition.... of Insanity?
-Vaas Montenegro

check out my twitch @ https://www.twitch.tv/jazzpuppy

I change my name alot, but I always am known as Jazz Puppy.

VAC Ban is on CS:GO, got bored of it so started hacking on HVH and then forget to turn of hax one day so i am now banned doggo gg ;-;
(i've also been top 2000 on faceit on csgo too! but i suck now ;v and no, im not hacking in the twitch clip, this is me at around 600 hours)

https://clips.twitch.tv/bobthepotato_/CalmFinchCoolCat
also on insta https://www.instagram.com/p/BY5tjkmFmSU/?taken-by=csgohsa
have a quick laugh of me playing csgo (thanks bobthepotato)

btw im 14 deal with it

Me when people are backseating when I'm trying to clutch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQzBlxwoDpc

an idea of what i listen to (mainly for my own reference because i forget sometimes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixMhuUz85Jg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB6lsbFoYqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF9yHO-UUws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oD8tj3eBls

^weeb alert on this one, be extra cautious...


favorite games (no particular order)

Dark Soul Series

Metro Series

Halo Series

Rust

Reflex Arena

Unreal Tournament Series

Quake Series

DOOM

Killing Floor 2

Metal Gear Solid Series



My two favorite villians in gaming:

Vass Montenegro, FarCry 3

GlaDoS, Portal 2

if ur gonna add me comment pls thx

The two knives I owned on CS:GO -

Gut Knife | UltraViolet FT

Falchion Knife | Urban Masked Stattrak FT
Online
1 ban VAC registrato | Informazioni
401 giorno/i dall'ultimo ban
i like children because i am a children
IF YOU'RE HERE TO CHECK IF IM HACKING BECAUSE OF MY VAC BAN AND IF YOU COME FROM EITHER MY SMURF ACCOUNT ON CSGO OR SOME OTHER GAME THAT I MET YOU IN, THIS PROBABLY MEANS YOU'RE SUSPECT ABOUT ME HACKING AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT I AM NOT LOL GET GOOD FGT

also no i am not inactive on steam, at the moment i'm into other shit like video editing and fortnite (no im not a bandwagoning squeaker) so if i'm online i'm either playing fortnite or doing something else so drop me a msg if u wanna

shizzle spex:

I7 3770K 3.50 GHZ
16GB RAM DDR3
SAPPHIRE FLEX AMD RADEON 6950 2GB HD
750W PSU
not sure what motherboard

gear:

some random 16:9 1080p ASUS monitor thats about like 23"
two acer 27" monitors 16:9 1080p
keyboard is Z88 Mechanical Eagle (84 key blueswitch)
mouse is ECA 1 Zowie
mousepad is SteelSeries QCK+
headset is Logitech G930
controller is a blue xbox 360 rock candy controller
i have some other extra gear (spare shizzle 20$ microphone, but i use my headset mic, and some earphones that i use if i for some reason lose my headset)

shizzle i wanna get :

MSI 6GB GTX 1060
some razer keyboard that i like
a chair that isn't this shizzle chair i have right now, my lower back is dying. the chair is def gonna be leather tho lmao


not sure about the specifics (what company my ram / psu is etc)


a list of memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nqa2izlLoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTUpTebjGyw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyelnmmnxBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxOn-K1ZyZs
-Is it yellow, orange or gay? -Carter
-If a pull a rabbit out of my ass, am I a magician or an expert kiester'r? - Jazz Puppy
-The sidewalks aren't open, but we are. -Unknown
-So basically, the future is a black Donald Trump. -My brother

some clips from me
https://clips.twitch.tv/NaiveImportantCucumberEagleEye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HwWIJU_06E
https://clips.twitch.tv/BlithePopularFlamingoPanicBasket ( i was in a fight with that guy for a good 5 minutes, that's why im freaking out lol )


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