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2 people found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record
Deceit's an overall fun and interesting game with some cool concepts, but there's some pretty annoying issues with the game.

-Bugs, random crashes on a medium end PC, cursor glitches, inviting people to party issues,
-community can be outright stupid sometimes (i.e someone's OBVIOUSLY an infected because he literally drank 4 blood packs infront of everyone and nobody voted him out?)
-gunplay is pretty wonky and good use alot of work
-sources of light to blind terror form players are unreliable sometimes
-the game only starts once EVERYONE loads in, and if someone has potato internet / potato pc, well good luck getting into a game with him lol

but other than that, hot damn did this game give me LAUGHS. i recommend this game.
Posted April 1. Last edited April 1.
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9 people found this review helpful
10.5 hrs on record
got abandoned when dev promised multiplayer, development stopped on 2018 march 20, when the only developer confirmed that he is done with the game. it is sad to see this game go, but the least he could've done is open source it. The game WAS going in a really good development direction, but again, the game developer world is a hard one, and being a single person in that is... wow. For what Diamotic Muffin has made for a game as a SINGLE person, it is a good game.

But for a single person.

The game was going in a really good direction. I'm just disappointed more features i.e multi, better placeholder models, etc weren't added into the game. But I can't recommend a product that's unfinished. Sorry.
Posted March 25. Last edited April 10.
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18 people found this review helpful
79 people found this review funny
82.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
am i the only person who ends up whacking off and not actually getting a background 80% of the time because there's so many porno wallpapers
Posted March 17.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.4 hrs on record
1 dollar = many sessions of murder
Posted February 14.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.2 hrs on record
Ever hear of the phrase "Fighting fire with more fire?"

The fire in this game is hell...

the other fire you're throwing at it is doomguy
Posted February 14. Last edited February 14.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Fortify is less expensive than Rubled, and better at the same time.
Posted February 11.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
30.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
kills fully geared guy with bat and then proceeds to make best plays with his gear
10/10

Seriously speaking though,

This game is fantastic. Looting is skill based and satisfying, gunplay is something else, the graphics are super!

However, there are some stupid things that require fixing. For example:

- The overly exaggerated and DUMB fall damage, the smallest height (like two people stacked on eachother sorta height) will deal you a STUPID amount of damage to your HP. (at minimum, 30, at maximum, dead.)

-Melee system, and chases. I mainly wrote this review because I was chasing a fully geared guy with a LUG WRENCH (i guess he didnt have ammo?) and what's really stupid is that I was chasing this prickling for an hour, because we run at the same speed, simple as that. There's no 'trick' to getting around to melee people. all they have to do is run, run, run UNTIL you somehow die or just back off. How did my HALF HOUR chase end? Fall damage. He doesn't die, (prob cuz he's full hp) and I die (70 hp) from again, a SMALL DROP. The fact that outrunning someone in a lower gear situation is THAT simple is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. However, this isn't really something to worry about due to the fact that most the time you PVP you'll likely have guns.

-Community is full of people who are wusses, and play PVE in PVP servers, like what's the point? you play against stupid AI, simple as that.

-Speaking of AI, the AI in this game is, well *ahem* miscreated, you could say. They're really dumb. They just chase you, and they die really easily. Then there's the big guy, who is just a dude who one shots players with a single hit and has alot of HP, (basically any Destiny boss.)

-Needs more Quality of Life touches, UI is horrible as of right now (January, 29, 2018) and there's some bugs / animations and stuff that require fixings. Also, the character model looks like aids, you look transgender or something, (both female or male.)


Miscreated is a fun game, it could use more players, and it'd be nice if they could make the server limit 100 players instead of 50, hard to find PVP hotspots. It's mainly looting, but the reason why the game feels so intense is because of the fact of the time it took you, the experiences you had during your current life to receive what you currently have. The gunpaly is fantastic, It's not buggy at all, feels smooth.

I feel like this is going to be the highlight of the game, however. The game is apparently going to receive a Battle Royale mode, and I feel like the game will turn into H1Z1, where the game kinda split itself between Battle Royale (King of the Kill) and Survival mode, (Just Survive.)

Overall, the game is going in a proper development direction (so far) and I look foward to gaining more experiences with this game.
Posted December 28, 2017. Last edited January 29.
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2 people found this review helpful
62.4 hrs on record
As a community, we don't beat this game until we get the Nuke Disarmament ending.
Posted December 26, 2017. Last edited February 14.
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1 person found this review helpful
13.2 hrs on record
Certainly kept me entertained until I played MGSV:TPP.

However, it's not worth it's price if you still wanna play it prior to TPP. I recommend you get the definitive edition for TPP instead, you get all DLC and GZ as well.

The two only good reasons to play GZ is A. Backstory, and B. Rewards recieved in TPP from playing GZ, soilders / prisoners extracted are granted in TPP, and if you do certain missions you'll recieve a reward from them into TPP, too. The main story is only revealed in the first mission you play, the other ones are side / extra operations you play to hype yourself up for TPP, I guess.

In conclusion, GZ is a good demo of TPP, but should price should be reduced and instead be bought from the Definitive Edition or on sale.
Posted December 24, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
possibly the best 1.09$ game you will ever play
Posted December 1, 2017.
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