"GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU CYKA" Daniel 2014
"He just got legged in the arse" - Finn 2014
"You bang my stuff, and I'll bang your face" Mr Howson 2015
"I farted and my brain started hurting, I'm not lying bruv" Daniel 2015
"Your one is double the size of mine" - Alfie 2015
"Hook just missed a pudge!" Daniel 2015
"A levels make GCSEs look how year 6 sats look to you now" Mattio 2015
"I'm going to Tusk his bum up" Daniel 2015
"You violate my body so hard" Abdi 2015
"I'm not straight" Daniel 2015
"tbh i've pissed evwerywhere around there" Daniel 2015
"He came out the gas and he was Polish" Daniel 2015
"I'm in a nuggety mood" Abdi 2016
"Nelson that fade wont make you fade into Lauren's dm skn" Alfie 2016
"Can't go booster, I have PE moderation" Daniel 2016
"I thought about myself and it turned me on" Daniel 2016
"I rage so hard my balls explode" Daniel 2016
"It looks like I have a size 12 dead rat on my head" Daniel 2016
"Come here and take it like a man" Mr Howson 2016
"Americans are so fat" Daniel 2017
"Its not my fault I type at 2 seconds a minute!" Alfie 2017
"My penis is tiny" Robin 2017
"Alfie you're getting me all wet!" Robin 2017
"I just wanted to be the best nigger" Daniel 2017
"I am the best nigger though, that's the thing" Daniel 2017
"I just need a ding-dong" Mr Howson 2017
"My boobs are sweating" Daniel 2017
"She literally just received anal on her face" Daniel 2017
"It gives the song so much words" Daniel 2017
"I'm a Jewish" Daniel 2017
"The problem with my dick is I have aids" Robin 2017
"The smell of my armpit makes me want to fap" Daniel 2017
"i stalked him like a predator" Daniel 2019
"if rachel had fat tits i would suck her toes" Robin 2019
"i bash quite ferociously innit" Robin 2019
"i only used to listen to nicki minaj so i could get a hard on" Robin 2019
"wait can you guys hear me?" Robin 2019
"everytime i saw serena's forehead it made me feel some type of way" Robin 2019
"if you touch my waves im going to touch your life" Robin 2019
"my lips are bigger than some girls arses, deep it" Robin 2019
"i think i have bigger boobs than your mum" Robin 2019
"i saw this little kid and i was like RAH" Alfie 2019