BUDDY I DO CRACK

I am a space marine here to capture you. The emperor speaks and wants your soul.

Went to Agartha and got impregnated by some Yakub cult members who then made me play DDR for 9 hours straight with a crude oil IV hooked up to me. After the DDR I evacuated the oil and it was used as fuel for the unholy spawn growing inside of me via means of gas inhalation through the rear

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+1 good commander gree

+rep is a die-hard Ultramarines fan