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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 1:31pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:17am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:08am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:57am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:29am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:45am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:50am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:14am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:54am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 5:56am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:46pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:08am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:58am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:56pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:16am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:01am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:18am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:25am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:21am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:10am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 2:56am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:42am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 1:29am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:32am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:25am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:12am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:42am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:18am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:26am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:18am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:23am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 8:52am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:21am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:44am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:49am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:24am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:53am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 6:34am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:23am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:15pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 11:48am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:25am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:18am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:14am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 12:52am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:21am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 4:22am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:51am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 8:18am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:18am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:36am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 3, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:39am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 8, 2021 @ 8:27am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:14am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:14am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:14am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:19am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:47am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:19am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:58am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:51am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:50am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:07am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 5:40am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:13am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:32am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:38am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:34am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:16am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:52pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 2:10am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:46pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:15pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:34am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:05am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:58am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 3:58am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:10am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:37am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 3:43am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:30pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:30pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:19am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:39am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:10am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 5:10am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:03pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 10:41am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 10:46am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 1:29am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 5:40am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:42am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:51am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:22pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 6:58am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 10:20am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 5:26am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 11:43pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 2:08am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:45am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:49am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:14am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 1:35am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:45am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 3:25am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:30pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:48am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 7:57am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:24pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 1:47am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:55am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:40am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:40am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:03pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 9:49am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:15pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:22am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 11:45am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22, 2021 @ 5:04pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:29pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:11pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:18am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 9:12am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:25am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 3:11am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:20am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:57am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:41pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 11:45am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 3:58pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 4:44am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 12:48am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:29am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 12:25am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:14am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:30pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:53am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 11:05am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:30pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:55am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:55am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:45am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 2:45am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:20pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 9:49pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 2, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 1:06am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 10, 2021 @ 1:07am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:43am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:10pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 3:53am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:14pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:04pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 10:12pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:39am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:39am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:39am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:31am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 9:55pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:20pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 9:48pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:25am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:39am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 7:04am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Oct 22, 2021 @ 7:04am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:07pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:04pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 9:16pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 6, 2021 @ 7:45am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:43am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 3:33am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2021 @ 10:24am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Nov 4, 2021 @ 5:41am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:06pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:06pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked May 27 @ 2:14am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 4, 2021 @ 12:10am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 10:50am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 6:07am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 9:13am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 11:48pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:50am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:43am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 9:56am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:03pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 6:20am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:39am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:43pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 9:48pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:08am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 5:51am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:11am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 8:11am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:57am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:21pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 9:48pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:24am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:39am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 7:18am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:10am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:10am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:13am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:40am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 9:12am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 1:23pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 1:36pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:05am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:15am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:22am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Oct 13, 2021 @ 7:15am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 3:13am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:50am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:33am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 11:04pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 14, 2021 @ 12:17am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 2:34am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 4:46am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 12:22am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 3:38am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 7:57am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 7:26am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 7:26am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2021 @ 5:51am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 18 @ 10:32am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 11:10am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 4:04pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 10:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 1:29am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:24am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 29, 2021 @ 2:24am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 9:48pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:38am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 7:19am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 7:18am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 4:02am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:13am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:33am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 9:17am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 9:25am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 10:29am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 4:46am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 9:31am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 9:50pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 5, 2021 @ 8:45am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 8:40am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 10:58am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 7:50am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 21, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:28pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 26, 2021 @ 1:05am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 3:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 3:39pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 9:50pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 10:41am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 24, 2021 @ 11:20pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 22, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 4:58am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 5:55am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 7:18am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 7, 2021 @ 5:38am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 10:25am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 13, 2021 @ 6:41pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 12:39am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 2:43am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 7:18am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 10:55am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 5:42am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 30 @ 6:40pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 11:13pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 4:47am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jun 3 @ 1:33pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:11am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:13am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 7:44am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jun 12 @ 3:08am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jun 12 @ 12:42pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 4:14pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 10:46am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 5:55am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jun 13 @ 11:38am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 9:10am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:03am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Oct 4, 2021 @ 4:03am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:52am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:18pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:13am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:53am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 1:23pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 1:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 4:46am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Jun 30 @ 1:45pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 1:29am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 11:57pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Jun 28 @ 10:41pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 4:01am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:18pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Jun 6 @ 10:18pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 10:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 4:47am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 7:15am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Jun 30 @ 1:45pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 12, 2021 @ 7:49am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:51am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 20, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 23, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 27, 2021 @ 4:44am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Oct 17, 2021 @ 6:43am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:53am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 3:39pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 9:50pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 17, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 25, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 9:12am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 16, 2021 @ 5:19am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2021 @ 7:18am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 19, 2021 @ 3:14am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 30, 2021 @ 2:41am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:10pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 1, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:53am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked Oct 18, 2021 @ 3:33am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:51am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:52am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:52am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:52am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:52am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:52am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 4:58am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 10:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 1:29am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:51am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:52am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 9:27am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 8:28am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 1:17pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked Jun 8 @ 4:47am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked Jun 11 @ 5:04am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jun 5 @ 3:50am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 1:17pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 7 @ 4:05pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked Jun 9 @ 10:23am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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