.dex
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Perfect Games
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Read before adding! No seriously, read this.
I have 300+ friends , so I have to make rules to narrow that down.
If you want to be my friend:

1. Comment your reason to add me
2. Your profile is public (at least to friends)
3. You've actually set up your profile
4. You aren't a spam bot that spams links to fake Steam websites claiming "Someone can't add me"
5. You don't randomly join my game and act like we're friends
6. You don't invite me to games I don't even own or invite your entire friends list
7. You don't copy this to your profile without asking
8. You don't beg for items

90% of people who add me don't even read this, at least you're not one of em.
If you get denied, you can always join my discord: https://discord.gg/G8yE32U

If you want to invite me to a group:

1. It has less than 100 members
2. It is not a raffle group
3. You are my friend
4. I am actually interested in the group

Links
Youtube
Fan Group
Twitter
Facebook
Patreon [www.patreon.com]
Trade Offer
Pizza Theme [pizzathe.me]

(alright you can stop reading this now)


Aboot me
(Yes I know it's spelt "about")
Name: (Just call me Dex)
Age: Old enough ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gender: Male (lol duh)
Country: UK
Intrests: Pixel stuff c:
Favorite games: TF2, Duck Game, Rocket League (Last updated 4th May 2017)
Main Class: Soldier
Sexuality: This.
RP: no
ERP: what.


WALL OF QUOTES

"His hat is bigger than my future"
"bummy for the cummy"
"dicks out for doggo"
"You speak of good fortune, I'm going to stick my hand in your butt."
"RED ROCKET RED ROCKET MAKE RED ROCKET SHOOT DOGGY MILK"
"Wiggle wiggle wiggle there's cummie in my bummie."
" Maxi lemme cum in you ❤️"
"we can do it in front of duck"
- Kadamono 2016

"im hungry" "(for di- food i mean)"
- Sizzle <3 2017

"also sorry for late reply" "was fukin" (for the 4th time in 24h) "nighty x"
"I doodled myself too before sleepin" (Twice in 24h)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Well I jus" "Finished" "So Ye" "Hi"
Finished what?
":p"
doodling?
the drawing or yourself? XD
"Myself but it was a team effort" (GF ofc)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"hai"
yiff much?
"none today thanks :P feel ill"
aww poor floof
"i'll doodle myself later :3c"
- Blue 2017

"Have you heard about the computer that had cancer?"
"It was terminal"
- iUodium 2017

""Poundland""
"Did you mean: my bedroom"
- Printendo 2017

(gifted him "Fidget Spinner" game)
"this game depresses me"
"imma complete the game for you"
"your money wont go to waste it will go twards me ending my life"
- The Shrek Dango 2017

Extra stuffs


My Senpai


"Making videogames is fucking hard." -Shigeru Miyamoto


Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology.
Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support.


http://i.imgur.com/t90Jq7I.png


̙̲͚͙͓̟̘͎̑ͥ̅̾̐̊͑͝͏͋ ̸̩̣̬̲̳̔̊͐͊ ̲̞̜̠̭̜̞̞̓̂̍̈́̿̉́͢͝͞ ̠ ̪ ͑҉̢͇̦̻̳ ̶̴̛͈̰̯̓̉ͭ̎̆͒̾ͭ͜͢ͅ ̨̟͊ͨͨ͒̚ ̣̄҉̶̢̹̟̘̹́͒ͪ́̾̔ͣ͋ ̞̬̩̤͚̭̊͌̋̎́̈̓̒͊͡ ̙̍͟ ̧̥͓̖̭̉͝ ̶͔͈̻̲̊ͬ̏̀͆ͣ̍͘ ̸̢̡̡̧̛͓͕̏̽̿̈̚͜ ̢̖̺̥̘ͦ̀͏̏̋͢ ̣̼͓͚͇͎̲͎̘͑̏͋ͯ́̔̀͗ͤ͘͞ ̸͓̼̼̺̖̮̤ͯ̿̓́̄̾ͨ͆͆ͭ̕ ̴̢̗ͩ̓̉͒ͮ̕ ̝ͧ ̬̱̲͇͂̈ ͖̖̘͂͋ͅ͏̶̛͕͕ͩ̌̈̚̚͢ ͕̪͙ͦͨ̌͘͞͡ ̡̲̇̕͝ ̨̢͔̳̳̐̀̕̚͡ ̨̩̎ͫͮ̑ ̵̧̗͇̤͂͗̽͋́ͬͤ̑ͩ͡͝ ̨҉̙̮͎ͨͣ̂͟

What did the prehistoric compressed file say?
rar


https://static1.e621.net/data/58/3e/583ef6b1d62daa98b8a104901e99e0b1.png


http://i.imgur.com/HnsjJ4G.png


"Coding is like writing a book, except if you forget a comma on page 126 then the whole thing makes no damn sense"


Look For the Lower Case 'L' And Nothing Will Happen :
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky
/music plays


"If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same."


"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."


http://i.imgur.com/ZFry329.gif


"Don't be a dummy, Cum on her tummy." [www.jokes4us.com]


Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.


If I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive, would that enable cloud computing?


I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to?
He said “This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!”
“Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?”
“See? Nobody cares about zee Jews.”


"You are the cumshot I should've swallowed"


"I got birth control so I can stop being my boyfriends Toaster Strudel and start being his Twinkie"


"Dutch is like speaking German whilst giving a blowjob."


"I'm not in my closet, my fursuit is."


How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.


You can't spell nudes without "U send"


"Razorback, meet Diamondback!"


"Is your name WiFi? Cause I'm feeling a connection!


"What do you call a Goofy blowjob?"
"hyucc"


Roses are red, violets are blue
Unregistered Hypercam 2


I'd call your aim cancer, but cancer kills.
Danct12 Feb 28 @ 4:59am 
TEA FOR 2

Oh yeah, let's make a cup of tea for two of us!
.dex Feb 5 @ 1:36am 
Alrighty then
Suomi Jan 24 @ 12:37pm 
Fils de pute
Combatxlemming  Jan 23 @ 6:04pm 
+Rep great player but terrible blowjobs all teeth. :steamsalty: :cms18nomoney:
We need to see this whip compilation, make this YT channel come back from the dead!