Recent reviews by lazy sue

My life was in shambles before this game, you might think this game helped me overcome my personal struggles... burying myself deep in the story of Garfield but the truth is this game has brought me nothing but pain. When i play it I often spin out and wonder what I'm truly doing with my life on a Saturday night playing Garfield Kart on my own, Facebook open on my second moniter where my best friend just posted that he ripped 6 bongs and a video of him snorting cocaine off another guys ♥♥♥♥. It's these moments where I look at the sobbing 6 year old I have tied up in the corner of my room to the left of my table and wonder if Garfield Kart could be viewed by an innocent as the greatest game ever made. Please help me. I've run out of painkillers and I have no nangs left. My mother cooked spagheti bolognese when I only wanted lasgna and I feel like theres no more options left.

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