FAINT Black Swordsman
Nick, Alto   Saint Petersburg, Florida, United States
 
 
Cunts... me gash is just flowing like the Queensland floods.

I could drown a wombat in me knickers.


本当に愛してるよ
but that's a matter of privacy



:DB01Enlightened: [myanimelist.net]
:Scientist: [YT]
:DB01Illumined: [www.ugcleague.com]
:DB01Survivor: [i.imgur.com]
Competitive History [pastebin.com] (4000 characters sure goes by fast)
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MIGGY AND HIS NIGGIES - Public Group
free miggy 2016
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when the meme so supreme u just gotta scream
nerds and weeaboos
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/hidC0Bx4
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/XRwr3nrg
Part 3: http://pastebin.com/xYgf1jn6
Part 4: http://pastebin.com/XBe1ZWpE
Part 5: https://pastebin.com/AuaVmNFe

3:26 AM - RAPTOR shotaway: thats a good ][_{[]}][_
3:27 AM - hyperbolic lunean function: 8===D {[]}
3:27 AM - hyperbolic lunean function: hahaha
3:27 AM - RAPTOR shotaway: hahahaha
3:27 AM - RAPTOR shotaway: sex
3:28 AM - hyperbolic lunean function: 69
3:28 AM - hyperbolic lunean function: hahaha
3:27 AM - RAPTOR shotaway: woah
3:28 AM - hyperbolic lunean function: (thats the sex number)
3:27 AM - RAPTOR shotaway: oh shi

[11:14:43 PM] (Channel) andrew: we got 18 in the showers last to spec is fucked

12:19 AM - spooky salesman: I get bored when no one is on
12:19 AM - spooky salesman: so like
12:20 AM - spooky salesman: Im just gonna record people and make vaporwave to it

11:02 PM - Spec Deck: i am a bottomless well of insight

Aowwl : hack ur router. Anon!
Aowwl : mine ip is217812 e7891230

10:42 PM - spooky sarah lover ^___________^: i need 245$ a month from you
10:42 PM - alto | lvl3ashvillelower.tf: .
10:42 PM - spooky sarah lover ^___________^: that a yes

3:46 AM - spooky sarah lover ^___________^: lsioten u sliitle shti

'it's like Slash found a shovel and just started going ham' - freelander
'not Slash it's more like Dig' - zag
'what are these HMs?' - syath

P. Diddly : ok
P. Diddly : so you have to fuck one of the rugrats
P. Diddly : which one
womanlover69 lf sexhaver420 : chucky
Orvid : the one called 'gun'
womanlover69 lf sexhaver420 : every time
Kumat0ra B>Quicksells : DILL
Kumat0ra B>Quicksells : NO TEETH

4:53 AM - Faint zuchima has changed their name to Jim Verizon.
4:54 AM - Jim Verizon: hey its me

https://pastebin.com/rK3KCzMq

6:21 PM - SOMEBODY SCREEEEEAAAAAM: and i can confidently say that that is the first time ive gone to hentai haven with the sole intention of finding a meme
6:22 PM - SOMEBODY SCREEEEEAAAAAM: actually no one time i went there to link futa club
6:22 PM - SOMEBODY SCREEEEEAAAAAM: second time

10:17 PM - zagron: can u fill out the ThickNigga™ Application Form next
10:21 PM - zagron: finish that shit like a quickenloan cuz im dyin ova here

'my dog died a while ago - zuchima
'...omega lul' - syath

2:28 Trelan: hey shotaway do you wanna get cute little microwave pizzas and feed them to each other?

5:00 AM - pyrrhapple: Alto I've lost all control of my mental processing
5:00 AM - pyrrhapple: I'm in places I didnt even think possible
5:00 AM - pyrrhapple: 2 and a half bottles
5:00 AM - pyrrhapple: of apple cider
5:00 AM - pyrrhapple: I'm
5:00 AM - pyrrhapple: in another dimension

'tracer's behind you sweetie.... I MEAN RETARD' - syath
'.........' - alto, zag, freelander
'I WAS TALKING WITH SARAH ALL DAY OKAY' - syath

DelDongo : ur chillin @ home and ur gf gets 5 ping wyd?

'i'll be in orlando to go to a new year's party with my cousin' - alto
'is your cousin hot?' - russell
'uhhhh...' - everyone
'ROLL TIDE' - zag

● *DEAD* shotaway : i play cs go you guessed it elegiggle ima faggo

11:14 PM - kung fu kenny: so i apologize if this is weird, but a girl sent me a nude and this was my response https://imgur.com/a/U2qu9

4:19 PM - shotaway | pan.tf champion: 3:19 PM - fry-yo tech: I’m dying
3:19 PM - fry-yo tech: Ask alto if we have scrims for me pls
4:20 PM - cocoa puffs with ranch: yes we do
4:20 PM - fry-yo tech: ??
4:20 PM - fry-yo tech: Where do u like
4:20 PM - fry-yo tech: Find anime shot posts
4:20 PM - fry-yo tech: But like
4:20 PM - fry-yo tech: Red spy in the base tonight
4:20 PM - fry-yo tech: Everybody just have a good time
4:22 PM - fry-yo tech: Golden Corral is the fucking motel 6 of buffets man

11:33 PM - zagron: i think someone just told theoretical spy to kill himself

4:13 AM - zagron: i love
4:13 AM - zagron: GAY ANIEMK GIL

'i'm 4-2 on pug demo LUL' - alto
'how do you have a 200% win rate on demo?' - spec
---later that night
'spec had 3600 threats on his computer and a virus in his ram' - zuchima

[4:31:54 PM] (Channel) zuchima: *hey wanna fuck*
[4:31:55 PM] (Channel) freelander: *opens gym*

7:16 AM - zagron: first llo nuihter iof the semester
7:17 AM - zagron: setyingh my alarn for 7:39 u better hiope i dont skeep through it or tesla gonna OWNNu
7:24 AM - zagron: is it possible to trancend thrugh touhou hardstyle and instrumental edm
7:18 PM - zagron: YO
7:18 PM - zagron: ITS SO EASY TO NOT SLEEP WHEN U JAMMING TO HARDSTYLE ALL DAY
7:25 PM - zagron: idk why my head throbbing though

4:58 AM - onegai risetto shite: this is patrick
4:59 AM - cant remember who this is: Dedoris easy second place.
4:59 AM - cant remember who this is: This is
4:59 AM - cant remember who this is: The worst timeline.
4:59 AM - onegai risetto shite: no
4:59 AM - onegai risetto shite: this is patrick

Red la bowl magnifique WAKE ME UP
Blu spring rolls SPEC
Blu Mr.DelDongo #LFDates ›› wake meup
Blu spring rolls DECK
Red la bowl magnifique CAN'T WAKE UP
Blu ›› wax SPEC DECK
Red la bowl magnifique SAVE MEEE

3:40 AM - pyrrha: GOD DAMNIT
3:40 AM - pyrrha: IVE BEEN GOOBIED

3:15 PM - UGC Kumori: Weeb
3:15 PM - itsumo/soba ni/iruyo *clap clap*: ^___^
3:15 PM - UGC Kumori: Fuck off.
3:15 PM - UGC Kumori: Go open a fortune cookie.

10:27 PM - vVROYO Thot Team Epic: DM for deathmatch not decision making

3:43 AM - Notorious B. T. W.: it's nice that you're a fucking autist so I don't have to worry about your personal feelings since you don't have any
3:44 AM - zagron: im glad that you see me as an entity rather then a human so when i kill myself in a couple months we can omegalul over it

Mangle : hello im an anmitronic fox just looking for an fair match and a 'good time'

'alto when we walked into that classroom thing i was gonna make a shooter joke but realized it was real life' - shotaway

11:37 PM - talent: beating karl: https://i.imgur.com/1jU3oJa.png
11:38 PM - talent: beating karl: 'the knd spy'
11:53 PM - Dimento^: I dont like this
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私wa ✿♥ Mar 14 @ 5:55pm 
本当に愛してるよ
but that's a matter of privacy
wei tully Mar 12 @ 7:48am 
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF DOOR WINS PLATINUM AND SPU WINS SILVER
You have sown the Second Wind; You shall reap the Second Whirlwind
Dynamo Mar 9 @ 1:10pm 
I believe that you are getting carried by a canadian on multiple teams
Hostile #MeToo Mar 8 @ 1:05pm 
lose 5 pounds and lose an esea match you do it or no
Hostile #MeToo Mar 7 @ 2:23pm 
stop posting man