S A M
sambo   Mount Isa, Queensland, Australia
 
 
Recreational Hate Speech is an E-Sport
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Here is UncleMerk and his naughty chat
Uncle Merk
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198420036965/

Never tell your password to anyone.
8:55 PM - UncleMerk: yo
8:55 PM - Jak se Mas: hey babe
8:55 PM - UncleMerk: owo
8:55 PM - UncleMerk: heyo
8:56 PM - UncleMerk: whatcha doin baby?
9:01 PM - UncleMerk: hmm?
9:01 PM - Jak se Mas: hey sorry
9:01 PM - Jak se Mas: I am just watching 13 reasons why in bed
9:01 PM - UncleMerk: oo
9:01 PM - UncleMerk: nice
9:02 PM - UncleMerk: tell me about you darling.
9:12 PM - UncleMerk: hmm?
9:13 PM - Jak se Mas: I like yoga and videogames
9:13 PM - Jak se Mas: and talking to nice guys
9:13 PM - UncleMerk: fair
9:13 PM - UncleMerk: name, age?
9:13 PM - Jak se Mas: ivana, 16
9:13 PM - UncleMerk: cute name
9:24 PM - UncleMerk: Ivana?
9:25 PM - Jak se Mas: yes, hello
9:25 PM - Jak se Mas: what do you like to do?
9:25 PM - Jak se Mas: lets each ask one question each, it is so cute like that
9:25 PM - UncleMerk: Play games, chat to kind and cute girls and just make memes at times.
9:25 PM - UncleMerk: How tall are you?
9:25 PM - Jak se Mas: 5ft 5
9:26 PM - UncleMerk: owo
9:27 PM - UncleMerk: Your turn aha
9:28 PM - Jak se Mas: how tall are you?
9:28 PM - UncleMerk: I'm 6'5
9:29 PM - Jak se Mas: very hot, i love tall guys
9:31 PM - UncleMerk: Good.
9:32 PM - UncleMerk: What do you like doing at night?
9:36 PM - UncleMerk: ivana?
9:36 PM - Jak se Mas: I like to play video games
9:37 PM - UncleMerk: Anything else?
9:39 PM - UncleMerk: Just play games?
9:39 PM - Jak se Mas: yeah i play games
9:39 PM - Jak se Mas: i also do yoga ;)
9:39 PM - UncleMerk: oo
9:39 PM - UncleMerk: You got a good ass?
9:41 PM - Jak se Mas: I like to think so ;)
9:41 PM - Jak se Mas: boys at school say it is nice
9:41 PM - UncleMerk: Oo
9:41 PM - UncleMerk: Maybe I can be the judge?
9:41 PM - UncleMerk: aha
9:43 PM - Jak se Mas: ;)
9:43 PM - UncleMerk: ;)
9:44 PM - UncleMerk: Any questions for me darling?
9:49 PM - Jak se Mas: do you have a carr?
9:49 PM - UncleMerk: Yep
9:49 PM - UncleMerk: Are you single?
9:50 PM - Jak se Mas: yes
9:50 PM - UncleMerk: not anymore
9:50 PM - UncleMerk: ok
9:51 PM - UncleMerk: aha
9:51 PM - UncleMerk: <3
9:51 PM - Jak se Mas: What is your real name?
9:51 PM - UncleMerk: Mark.
9:52 PM - Jak se Mas: i will add you on facebook
9:52 PM - UncleMerk: o
9:52 PM - Jak se Mas: if you ever come to czech republic we can meet up
9:52 PM - UncleMerk: I'll have to make a facebook then baby.
9:52 PM - UncleMerk: Bear with me a few.
9:53 PM - UncleMerk: I have a question for you
9:53 PM - Jak se Mas: yeah bb
9:53 PM - UncleMerk: It's a little lewd if that's fine with you.
9:54 PM - Jak se Mas: i don't mind lewd if it is from you ;)
9:54 PM - UncleMerk: Do you touch yourself?
9:55 PM - Jak se Mas: yes, but i wish i had another person to do it with
9:56 PM - UncleMerk: oo
9:56 PM - UncleMerk: You do now darling
9:56 PM - UncleMerk: https://www.facebook.com/mark.forster.73307
9:57 PM - Jak se Mas: do you have instagram?
9:57 PM - UncleMerk: Nope.
9:57 PM - Jak se Mas: my parents check my facebook
9:57 PM - UncleMerk: We can chat over here?
9:57 PM - UncleMerk: Or you can make a discord account?
9:58 PM - UncleMerk: wait
9:58 PM - UncleMerk: ill just login to insta over fb
9:58 PM - UncleMerk: dw baby
9:58 PM - Jak se Mas: ok nice
9:59 PM - UncleMerk: https://www.instagram.com/unclemerk/
10:01 PM - UncleMerk: Ivana what are you wearing rn?
10:02 PM - UncleMerk: Baby?
10:02 PM - Jak se Mas: I am wearing shorts
10:02 PM - Jak se Mas: and a t-shirt
10:02 PM - UncleMerk: Wanna be a little lewd for me?
10:03 PM - UncleMerk: You haven't added me on fb or insta yet?
10:04 PM - Jak se Mas: https://www.instagram.com/xx_ivana_ctyzi_xx/
10:04 PM - UncleMerk: Following
10:04 PM - UncleMerk: Hey Ivana.
10:04 PM - UncleMerk: Is that pic you?
10:05 PM - Jak se Mas: yes
10:05 PM - UncleMerk: you sure it isnt angie varona?
10:06 PM - UncleMerk: Hmm?
10:06 PM - Jak se Mas: no
10:06 PM - Jak se Mas: some people say she looks like me
10:06 PM - Jak se Mas: and then i get jerks like you calling me a fake
10:06 PM - UncleMerk: Okay..
10:06 PM - Jak se Mas: and you say i am probably ugly
10:07 PM - Jak se Mas: :(((((
10:07 PM - UncleMerk: I wasn't calling you a fake.
10:07 PM - UncleMerk: I was just asking.
10:07 PM - UncleMerk: Cmon baby
10:07 PM - UncleMerk: cuddle?
10:08 PM - UncleMerk: Kiss?
10:10 PM - UncleMerk: Darling.
10:10 PM - Jak se Mas: i can't
10:10 PM - Jak se Mas: i am not with you
10:10 PM - UncleMerk: Okay.
10:11 PM - UncleMerk: What would you like to do then>
10:13 PM - UncleMerk: Ivana?
10:13 PM - Jak se Mas: do you like lewd roleplay?
10:13 PM - UncleMerk: Yeah.
10:14 PM - UncleMerk: Do you?
10:15 PM - Jak se Mas: yeah
10:15 PM - Jak se Mas: lets do some, today is really stressfull
10:15 PM - UncleMerk: Sure.
10:15 PM - Jak se Mas: i am shy though so you should start
10:15 PM - UncleMerk: Where should we start?
10:16 PM - UncleMerk: In bed or nope?
10:16 PM - Jak se Mas: in bed, fully clothed
10:16 PM - UncleMerk: Or should we do it on the couch?
10:17 PM - UncleMerk: *Pulls her onto me, sliding my hands down her pants squeezing her butt* Heyo sexy.
10:19 PM - UncleMerk: Does this feel good darling?
10:19 PM - Jak se Mas: it feels great
10:19 PM - Jak se Mas: i want you deaper
10:19 PM - UncleMerk: You gotta earn that
10:20 PM - Jak se Mas: oh please daddy
10:20 PM - UncleMerk: *Pulls down her pants looking down at her butt*
10:20 PM - UncleMerk: You look so wet right now baby
10:21 PM - Jak se Mas: you feel so erect
10:21 PM - UncleMerk: Maybe you should have a look at it
10:21 PM - UncleMerk: *Takes off her top*
10:21 PM - Jak se Mas: *nipples are hard*
10:23 PM - UncleMerk: Mm babe
10:23 PM - Jak se Mas: grabs cock and robs it
10:23 PM - UncleMerk: Get down and suck my dick you slut
10:24 PM - Jak se Mas: i start sucking penis
10:24 PM - Jak se Mas: i use my teeth to scrape the smegma off
10:24 PM - UncleMerk: Look up you slut
10:24 PM - UncleMerk: kisses her lips as she looks up at me
10:25 PM - UncleMerk: Such a good little girl
10:25 PM - Jak se Mas: i hunger for your cock
10:26 PM - UncleMerk: *spanks her*
10:26 PM - Jak se Mas: spanks you
10:26 PM - UncleMerk: Nah baby, only I spank you
10:27 PM - Jak se Mas: i lie down on the bed with my legs up
10:27 PM - UncleMerk: *Licks her pussy before putting my cock into her*
10:28 PM - Jak se Mas: i scream with lust
10:28 PM - Jak se Mas: you are soo big
10:28 PM - Jak se Mas: it hurts
10:28 PM - Jak se Mas: i can feel the walls of my pussy stretch
10:28 PM - UncleMerk: OO
10:28 PM - UncleMerk: So good.
10:29 PM - UncleMerk: *Goes faster on her*
10:29 PM - Jak se Mas: i grab onto you
10:30 PM - UncleMerk: *Spanks her again*
10:30 PM - Jak se Mas: spank me harder pa pa
10:31 PM - UncleMerk: *Slaps her ass harder making it bright red*
10:31 PM - UncleMerk: Is this good for my little princess
10:31 PM - Jak se Mas: i scream in lust
10:31 PM - UncleMerk: *Goes faster smiling at her*
10:32 PM - Jak se Mas: i hold my breasts
10:32 PM - UncleMerk: *Licks her nipples, pulling on them*
10:32 PM - UncleMerk: They're so hard.
10:33 PM - UncleMerk: Are you my little slut?
10:33 PM - Jak se Mas: yes dad



HECK- ENOUGH OF THAT. there is a character limit for this

*DAB*

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S A M 3 hours ago 
that is pretty gay
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Beovulf 5 hours ago 
Hey daddyo, it's been ages since we last caught up huh? Remember when we bought those V.I.P. mcDonalds passes for $300 each and actually got to stomp the chickens to death ourselves? Good times. Anyway, just writing to ask if you're still working for uncle Francis - I haven't been able to get in contact with him since the restraining order. I know I told the judge it was 'traumatic' but I really need him back! Please tell him to come to the back alley on 47th street at midnight next time you see him. Anyway catcha later duderino and don't trust the government.
S A M Jul 19 @ 1:13am 
thicc sambo cowboy Mcgillycuddy
Mango Jul 19 @ 12:58am 
What is your main screen name at this point anymore?
MKaden Jul 15 @ 4:32pm 
Adding to see if you would be interested in a Rhodesian Light Infantry Unit