Lemon | Robot House
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Competitive stats (spoiler: lots of M249):
https://csgostats.gg/player/76561198271980990


[SPECS]

- CPU: Intel Core i11 9711K OC @6.66 GHz
- GPU: 3dfx Voodoo 3 128 TB OC @1.23 GHz
- Mobo: AMD GeForce HyperX 2160Ti Hotrod RGB
- RAM: 4 GB Dual Core OC Donut Steel
- Storage: DizniTech 128 TB Deep-Frozen Drive
- Mouse: Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Xperia Moto G 2000Hz 192000 DPI
- Keyboard: Macintoshiba Razer Synapse G900
- Cooling: I Keep My Fridge Open You Dummy
- Audio: Washington Police Department Loudspeaker X4


[ABOUT ME]

- Full name: Pulento Brígido
- Place of origin: El Roto Picante
- Destination: The Great Valley of Thur-Mana
- Hobby: Caretaker of neglected firearms
- Phone number: 24.500-03


[FREQUENTLY ASKED FAQ]

Q) why are u chekcing out my porfile
A) I should be the one asking you that

Q) why are u pretending to be so good at countestrike your only a golden noob
A) hmmm not sure, maybe you answer that about yourself, mr ex-eagle

Q) well then just say u suck noob
A) I ain't about talking trash about my beautiful self, you take me for some sad fool? I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ handsome.

Q) lol y dont u just say swaer woreds its the internet
A) Steam is rated K for Kids and as such my contract disallows me from saying bad words.

Q) what contract lmao
A) I'M TRYING TO LOOK PROFESSIONAL CAN YOU PLEASE ACT ALONG

Q) y u type lke a prude
A) tlk tme 101 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ m8k nethin out fool

Q) i jsut cold u a vigrin and it felw over ur hed u wannabe chad xd
A) At least I don't type like a moron

Q) actually u just did two questions ago xdddd
A) Well...

Q) lol ur so mad i can smell it virgin
A) Glad you're self-aware of your hygiene issues you gross wad of lard

Q) at least im not a virgin
A) Who ca-

Q) VIIIIIRGIIIIIIN
A) LOOK HERE YOU PIECE OF SH-

Q) hey dont swear steam is rated k for kids lmao
A) -_-

Q) i fonduet your latingo y u type in egglish tritor
A) I have fans all over the world, perks of being gorgeous

Q) ur ugly no1 wuld be ur fan lmao
A) Looks like I'm having jelly for dessert

Q) aslo ur profile sucks ass
A) I'm actually really into that, wanna volunteer?

Q) sure ill be receivin
A) Fat chance

Q) y are u callin urself fat xd
A) I was actually hinting at that extra baggage you're carrying

Q) than your suckign my ass lmao
A) ...Can we move on

Q) your mad cos i cold u bad
A) I wouldn't be mad about the truth

Q) xd u played urself
A) You're the one wasting your useless time here though

Q) man your0re no fun
A) Meet me at the double doors and we'll see who's no fun

Q) para e ratearla pajaron ctmre
A) FORK NAIF

Q) zheee q campea como rata stepe lotudo
A) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35YAy5tFPqg

Q) saca esa musica delorto
A) xd

Q) yaaa saco la teco teco
A) y vo andai a puro awp maraki
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huff Oct 11, 2021 @ 12:23pm 
sex
migrem Oct 8, 2021 @ 8:59am 
-rep not giving other players a chance to be #1
mackoushki Oct 3, 2021 @ 8:28am 
+rep #1 of the categories of #1
huff Oct 2, 2021 @ 10:34pm 
sex
Lemon | Robot House Oct 2, 2021 @ 3:51pm 
I am no question mark, I am the #1 of the #1 categories of #1
mackoushki Oct 1, 2021 @ 3:48am 
-rep ????