Sir Longcock the Virgin Swirlier
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there is no walkthrough for real life


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B.S. in Computer Science at CU Boulder
Graduating 2025



TLDR:
Current full-stack web developer, experienced game and graphics+GPGPU programmer

Skill tree:
- General server hosting, networking and management, cloud and/or local
- Django, SvelteKit, Actix Web
- Postgres, MySQL
- GPGPU (CUDA), OpenGL (+Web & ES), Vulkan
- Unity, Blender, Audacity
- Adobe Photoshop, Adobe Premiere Pro
- AWS, Linux, Git

Languages:
C, C++, C#, Java, Kotlin, Python, Rust, SQL, GLSL, x86 Assembly, HTML/CSS/JS
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✪ Ashton 10 May @ 2:32am 
this guy is useless and got carried
i stay noided 6 Apr @ 1:12am 
genuinely lugubrious
gatsby 24 Feb @ 12:01am 
OK... THAT WAS EPIC...
08 Windforce 19 Jan @ 5:37pm 
bought account for sure, avoid at all cost
AfroCircus 4 Jan @ 11:01pm 
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Piece of advice, play more talk less ./.
Naz 11 Jun, 2023 @ 10:35pm 
Account has been using a boosting service. Will ruin your ranked games. Don't forget to report in-game for account buying.