Recent reviews by crump

eye punching action all the way through!!! like a red blooded american

this was 8 euros and i have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue how they made this game. literally smoother than nidhogg

This game gets near constant updates, which is a good sign for any early access game. The devs have made a super unique experience that I've always wanted in a game.

A delightful foddy-lite first person climbing game, set during the birth of peak-bagging in the 1880s in Scotland. Legitimately, this is one of my favourite indie games of all time and I haven't even beaten all the levels yet - it's that combo of challenging (sometimes to the point of frustration) but incredibly soothing and therapeutic at the same time.

Genuinely wonderful. Please buy it now.

My Summer Car is a type of game so seldom made today. It's truly unforgiving, doesn't hold your hand, isn't afraid to frustrate you and waste your time if you f*ck up. It's kind of the Pathologic of car games. If you're okay with your time being wasted a little, and you're okay with either being confused as hell or using a guide, it's a great time. It's about as frustrating as building a real car is.

A pure sandbox game right now, but a totally unique and compelling one. It's in another league than KSP or simpleplanes because of just how procedural and customizable everything is, as well as the depth and realism of the simulation.

after 2.0 and phantom liberty, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome - not perfect, but awesome.

A shooter game from 2005, with all that that entails, transported kicking and screaming into 2023 and the Unreal Engine. A cliche story attempting to connect interesting ideas for levels and bosses, lots of modern urban myths and standard SCP-like fare tying into some fairly solid horror elements.

The most important part: the combat, which is 90% of the game, is awesome. It feels like how every game that wanted to do the matrix thing in the 2000s wishes it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ felt. You really feel like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up anomalous killing machine psychopath.
Soundtrack isn't crazy memorable but it serves the game really well and adds intensity to the fights with downtuned, heavy guitar riffs. Don't expect any anthemic leitmotif like Ultrakill.
Graphics are impressive for such a small team but don't expect it to wow you with its aesthetic. It's fairly run of the mill, except for the cultist locations and designs (tactical operator death monks?)

Overall, worth it for the roughly 10 hours I got out of the campaign initially and more hours in the future for 100%ing it.

shapes and colours

the hostage rescue gamemode absolutely baller