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lexx Nov 13 @ 12:41pm 
What if I... put my Minecraft bed... 😳 next to yours... 😳 aha ha, just kidding.. 😂 unless.. ? 😳
enrith Oct 13 @ 8:20am 
♥♥♥♥ u i've slapped my gorilla milker across a decade and a half of conquest and let me tell you something bud never ♥♥♥♥♥♥ coom shame, cooming is the one universal truth to us all, and in the end, the coom knows best, so if ur out here reading this and feeling bad cause ur gorilla milking ur spaghettios then you keep on going bud

Do not go gentle into that good coom, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Coom, coom against the dying of the light.
MickyDicky Sep 19 @ 7:40am 
+rep best rust player au
lexx Jun 19 @ 11:57am 
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Zerph May 31 @ 4:57pm 
Happy birthday boss
Geoh Feb 10 @ 11:59am 
NOGGER, im breaking up with you. it's not you, you were NOGGER. it's me. i'm an NOGGER. i'm sorry if this is NOGGER but it has to be done. we've been NOGGER for months and it's time to end it, no NOGGER
enrith Feb 8 @ 12:05pm 
you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monka s
dauq Jan 12 @ 10:10am 
ϟ ✠
lock Dec 23, 2019 @ 3:46am 
You fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting ass smelling. Blob. Cheese drinking. Crisco bathing. Lard gargling. Calorie thieving. 'Cabbage-Patch' face having. Dr.Robotnik looking. WingStop eating. McDonalds gorging. T-Rex arm having. Non-vegetable eating. Cook on a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray. Wide Load. Hungry Hungry Hippo. Planet. Pretending to have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thyroid problem. Whale/ Free Willy. Part Bus. Yokozuna. Flubber. Kirby. Salad Dodger. Chair Crusher. Butterball. Go to Subway but put everything on it. Michelin Man.
Hello my friend Oct 15, 2019 @ 2:57am 
What is a troglodyte ♥♥♥♥♥?
Refers to a type of chimpanzee called "Troglodyte ♥♥♥♥♥". The Troglodyte ♥♥♥♥♥ settles mostly by caves and are very hairy with pal skin. When fully grown the Troglodyte ♥♥♥♥♥ reaches from 3 to 5ft high, which is close to mans average height.
One goes by the name Hertz
Hello my friend Oct 15, 2019 @ 2:57am 
complete troglodyte
Zerph Sep 4, 2019 @ 6:33pm 
This man here is the least toxic person ive ever met, he would never tell anyone how useless they are (even if they are, "cough" Cheezy "cough"). Man def isnt a perma hazmat
hyper Sep 4, 2019 @ 10:46am 
ooga booga
enrith Jul 28, 2019 @ 6:27am 
You fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting ass smelling. Blob. Cheese drinking. Crisco bathing. Lard gargling. Calorie thieving. 'Cabbage-Patch' face having. Dr.Robotnik looking. WingStop eating. McDonalds gorging. T-Rex arm having. Non-vegetable eating. Cook on a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray. Wide Load. Hungry Hungry Hippo. Planet. Pretending to have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thyroid problem. Whale/ Free Willy. Part Bus. Yokozuna. Flubber. Kirby. Salad Dodger. Chair Crusher. Butterball. Go to Subway but put everything on it. Michelin Man.
Ghost May 24, 2019 @ 10:28pm 
face is a bit dark there
Skez May 24, 2019 @ 4:36pm 
why are you so attractive. Love your purple skin bby
ROYMOND May 2, 2019 @ 10:49pm 
-rep plays a dead game
hyper Apr 30, 2019 @ 1:58am 
<3 i know you need me danny boi
lovell the yabby hunter Mar 13, 2019 @ 6:40pm 
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hyper Mar 9, 2019 @ 7:26pm 
imagine getting carried by lock in apex legends :thinking:
enrith Feb 24, 2019 @ 11:45am 
bro hertz if you fired a gun your skinny pretzel stick body would shatter into a thousand pieces just from the sound the gun makes alone
enrith Feb 21, 2019 @ 10:16pm 
Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
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Zerph Feb 13, 2019 @ 10:47pm 
Danilo, the type of ♥♥♥♥♥ to have addicition issues
Smile Dec 19, 2018 @ 12:13am 
noob 3 years ago and still a noob now
miiketm left nut Dec 7, 2018 @ 5:22pm 
great profile pic
JASINSKI Dec 1, 2018 @ 3:05am 
-rep smells like european ♥♥♥♥ cheese
lovell the yabby hunter Nov 18, 2018 @ 2:13am 
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hyper Nov 3, 2018 @ 5:24pm 
-rep gets drunk off the smell of ethanol
Zerph Oct 20, 2018 @ 5:08am 
is your Itchy Bum Hertzing
TecNeeq Oct 17, 2018 @ 10:11pm 
open cloth pls
✝ChezZz✝ 😈 Oct 12, 2018 @ 12:57am 
How much for the one on the left?
yep so ok Sep 16, 2018 @ 5:17pm 
Geoffrey's son
Alex Jun 25, 2018 @ 5:35am 
lock Mar 7, 2018 @ 9:45am 
Hey h̢̖̤̤͈͉ͦ̑̈ͯ̓͋ě̪̗̪̄͆͂̆͒ͥ̚͡r̵̛͊ͥ̽̀ͮͨ̐͏̙͍̯̬̻t̢͗ͭ̏͏͍͍͙̘ź̢̡͎̙̻͢, it's MOOP from the date the other night. You told me you were "practically famous" you didnt tell me that meant playing a child's game while a bunch of autist ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ watch and masturbate. I can't believe i let you ♥♥♥ in my hair while screaming "POOTIS" and you didn't even pay for my Nandos. NEVER speak to me again
Skez Feb 6, 2018 @ 3:10am 
+rep good pvper and good at rust
Moop Nov 9, 2017 @ 6:32am 
:trump:
hyper Aug 2, 2017 @ 3:52am 
Here I am sitting here, watching TF2 highlights all day, taking my hourly hentai break, after 32 years of living in my moms basement, trying to climb the depths of div hell (open division atm) i think its time for me to move on, i feel worthless sitting here watching these players who i thought i could be one day if my teamates werent actual downsyndrome ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but i instead im still nothing. Watching anime to live in my fantasy world just isn't cutting it anymore, I must go out into the real world and see what god has planned for me, I'm done.... I'm done with tf2.
Jblz Jun 18, 2017 @ 2:30am 
:)! you too
-=TSON=- Jun 16, 2017 @ 3:36am 
All I hear about these days is this guy Hertz! Everyone is putting him on this mountain like hes the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ greatest thing since sliced bread!

Look if this guy is so "amazing", i dare him to jump through my computer screen and smash my head onto my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Keyboar73983'kdkcjhb!?ddsjhosnksouiiiikdjdodlhnndkdododhhbbdndysiejrbxj76678883
buuu Jun 9, 2017 @ 5:01am 
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yewl May 11, 2017 @ 7:46am 
An enemy player was awarded compensation for the suicide of BOT hertz
scotch Aug 10, 2016 @ 12:30am 
daytime alcoholic : listen here you horse fingering fat ♥♥♥♥
Moop Jul 20, 2016 @ 8:54am 
:awkward:
lock Jul 18, 2016 @ 2:25pm 
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Moop Jun 11, 2016 @ 10:00am 
8:16 PM - bunnings esports: do you reckon it hertz to have a big nose???
BlackBinChicken May 27, 2016 @ 4:21am 
still a better demo than moop after a season in prem lmao