Deputy McNuggets's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 2:36pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 2:44pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 3:10pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 11:46am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 3:04pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 4:02pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 11:51am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 12:53pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 1:40pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 2:27pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 4:05pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked Jun 29, 2014 @ 2:43am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 12:42pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 12:47pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 1:19pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked Nov 10, 2015 @ 1:41am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 11:17am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 3:13pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked Jun 29, 2014 @ 2:35am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked Jun 29, 2014 @ 1:29am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 12:52pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 3:46pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 12:40pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 2:32pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked Jun 29, 2014 @ 1:36am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 3:10pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 12:40pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 3:09pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 2:08pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 3:03pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 3:11pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 2:26pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 3:21pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 3:54pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 3:09pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 11:34am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 11:25am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 11:32am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked Jun 29, 2014 @ 7:36am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked Jun 22, 2014 @ 4:05pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked Jun 23, 2014 @ 4:06pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked Jun 25, 2015 @ 11:55am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked Oct 5, 2015 @ 1:11am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 3:13am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Unlocked Jun 14, 2015 @ 11:25pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked Oct 15, 2015 @ 11:28pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 3:50am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

4 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

21 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

3 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

9 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

17 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30