Dr Demento
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hello once again audience i mean not really once again i dunno if you haven't watched my stuff before there's no once again but uh i played terraria and now it's time to upgrade to 3d not upgrade in terms of this game is necessarily better i've never played it uh but i'm gonna bad at it that's the one thing you pretty much know worldbuscus oh my god oh my computer's gonna have a heart oh my god i'm gonna drown already ok where's the music i want to hear the music this is pretty look at you it's like a little bedroom like a my little my bedroom as a kid aww it's everything's made of blocks and there's what is that aw i killed it oh no what the hell hey lil piggie can i ride you into battle hup herg gah how do you ride pig's into ba aww man piggie there's a battle on the horizon trup good gah piggie god darn it piggie i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry piggie no no no no come here come here come here i love you i'm just kid aww i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm soh aww he trusted me aww look at your fff look at your sister huh ha ha look at your sister brother pig mhmhmuhah hah ohh brother pig oh ho ho hoh i'm going to eat your sister's pork body for din din that almost sounded gross then i changed it now it sounded even worse hua music i've upgrade to m aww i'm sorry oh no i don't get any bacon i don't get any bacon i'm sorry hey hey she was kinda stupid anyway right she was kinda controlling you remember that one time you wanted to go to the discotheque remember that and she was like you can't dance for nothing and you were like ah i don't care ah i am gonna dance my heart out and she's like good luck brother pig good luck and then she told all your friends that you peed the bed that one time remember hey hey hey shh sh shh shh i'll never say that ever brother pig come with me we'll go far brother pig huh ha ha hah huorgh what the hell am i doing mm ha ha haam wasting valuable time ok i'm gonna chop this tree down with my bare hands like lumberjackbuscus what the hell what am i supposed to do huh hah let's get some mushrooms put them in my pocket oh there we go don't mind if i do now oh press e to open my inventory done i got a mushroom i like mushrooms really oh de double mushroom i got a double one i've got four aww you taking a swim in the puddle aww you're going to drown not if i kill you first huh ha ha ha ha hah big mistake piggie i'm the worst drimming swimming instructor you will have ever had ahh that will be fourty nine ninety five thank you thank you thank you gah that music really just makes me wanna go off on emotional story tangents with all the pigs in the world aww i love pigs oooo what the hell woah woah woah hold on what just happened what just happened seeds hell yeah put that on my body yeah i got seed armor aww i dropped it pick it up silly put it on your body hell yeah what's that do nothing it just drops it ok so crafting not a way to attack with something sand ohh here we go i see i use seed as weapon i'm going to plant the seed boo yah that didn't do anything ohh man i'm tearing up some grass with some seed what's up shroom what you doing oh i'm going to hit you in the face with my shroom piggie ho hoh hoh you like it hmm he's hallucinating that's why he's running away there's a dragon ohhh run family there's a dragon and a guy with a mushroom that's beating me senseless come here buddy i'm not gonna do it again i promise ohh i lied i lied piggie oh i feel bad now oh what the hell is that sound what the hell is that sound what the hell is that sound what the hell is that sound ha ha piggie what is that did i make a da a pig's really mad oh my gh are they coming to have vengeance somebody has some bad asthma piggie i'm gonna craft an inhaler for you buddy i'll be back inhaler for the piggie i promise man ok i swear we are piggie ancestors i will find a way to craft some albuterol put it into a titanium casing how are you that far into the ocean lil puh ohh no ohhohoh wuhaa you're a good lil swimmer you're a
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fattie fat that means you're gonna be delicious huhuheha come here ok i'm not gonna kill the pig alright what do i do ok let's say hold on let's look at this thing what is that mushrooms a bunch of em seeds and sand let's get some dirt shall we might as well there we go oh yeah that's what i'm talking about i'm harvesting some dirt grass oh this feels good ahh i just harvested now i'm gonna go take a nap bye bye pigs thank you for joining me can i oh yeah ohh you are going down tree ha hah haaa ok you are not going down at all but i'm gonna harvest your chunks getting wood heh that's an achievement huhh ohhh notch you make my insides smile and i don't even know if how that's possible but it's really weird but it happens there it is putting it all out there notch oooo ok what is that that's like a big big seed seed boo yah ok what what if i right click ah haaah i planted it now i punched it and i planted it again in a little hole a ground hole i'll check on you someday little seedling i will mark my words seedling listen to my ha look at this i'm friggin pummeling a tree with my fist hand i'm the worst lumberjack or the best man if real lumberjacks were over there and with like axes and where like my god is that bruce lee why is he a lumberjack in profession why is he not fighting ninjas that are falling out oh my god i had a dream last night i had a dream that alright let me tell you about it ok so i was in a parking lot uh first of all and my friend i uh i was with my friend and then i guess somebody starting shooting at us so i uh he jumped out of the car because he dropped something and so i drove away anyway needless to say he's not my friend anymore but ummm so i drove away and then i saw chuck norris in a taekwondo suit with a pur he had a purple belt which mean he he has been taking taekwondo for quite some time and he had a sword and he was just staring at the bad guys with guns and so i walked up to chuck norris and i pulled out my iphone and i started recording and i was like audience what you doing staring at chuck norris and he was like dude there's guys with guns over there and i'm like ye yeah i'm a youtuber and he's like ughh heh ha hahhugh aaah anyway so i i've restarted the lazy vlog with my iphone and he was like you're doing it again i'm like well yeah you ruined the first take stupid chuck norris and he was like oh my bad anyways then we made a video and it got a million views and we lived happily ever after the end ok now wood put you in my hell yeah make some planks who knows what i want dirt dirty wood make some dirty wood sand meat i'm gonna cure some of that meat with some dirt hell yeah that ain't do nothing mushroom what you gonna do get in there two shroom together put you shrooms in a room together hah that rhymes that's cute ok there's porkchops that does nothing planks wooden nothingness i wanna weapon oh i need some stone don't i hell yeah i'm gonna get some stone huh ha ha ha ha ham gunna harvest watch me piggie i'm gonna harvest some stone with my bare pixel hands you watch you'll rue the good god i'm in a friggin desert ah man can i use the cactus as a weapon don't punch a cactus in real life just sayin punch a tree all you want that's probly bad idea too but don't punch a cactus seriously do i need to tell you can i jump on here oh yeah hegh ha haaah i love it ohh i'm on top of the world kinda ooo there's my stoney pal alright pigs it was wonderful meeting you all i'm sorry i killed some of you but i'm going to go carvest some stone with my fist peace off pigs that's not meant to be offensive that's just what i say that's my outro can you harvest clouds heoooooh can you harvest the sun hu hu hehahaha ha heh oooo you laid an egg lil chicken you're a cutie i gotta pause it thanks for watching click the annotation top right to watch the next video bless your face if you sneezed during this video bless you peace off boop
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chalkpenis Jul 17, 2018 @ 11:29am 
+ rep Dr fkn Demento, it was and is an honour to be your teacher. You have a such a bright mind and and a burning passion for computers. As a proffesor who works at a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cegep it's refreshing to teach a student like you. With enough determination I know for a fact that you can be a programmer at google. Best of luck Dr Demento. Brawl?
GigaWhale Aug 12, 2017 @ 7:28pm 
+rep hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx
ecolyo Nov 30, 2016 @ 12:45pm 
this guy added me and keeps asking for my daughter's personal details??? my daughter is 8.
Nudes CS.MONEY May 2, 2016 @ 6:18pm 
+rep great trader
ZeroSuitZoso Apr 4, 2016 @ 5:43pm 
Hey man you never sent back your application to the KKK are things all good on your end?
[white power]
Zaby Dec 5, 2015 @ 2:25pm