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13 of 24 (54%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 2:36pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 2:29pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 3:09pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 3:20pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 3:25pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 3:22pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 3:26pm

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 3:57pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 4:01pm

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 4:05pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 4:13pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 3:55pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked Jun 17, 2017 @ 3:21pm


Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs


Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad