dej
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✪impulse Apr 5, 2015 @ 8:33pm 
This guy is a dog cheater. Caught blatantly walling and constantly flanking people every round without fail.
OT tacularr Mar 5, 2015 @ 5:31pm 
Hello, I am a Reddit Armchair programmer™ . I am a member of an elite programming group called Le Reddit Army, where everyone is an expert at everything. I am an expert at VAC and Counter-Strike programming. Even though I can't show you any proof of experience, my mum told me I am smart and I took some programming courses in high school (which I failed anyway because I am very intelligent but the education system did not motivate me).

Today I am here to tell the incompetent cretins at Valve how to do their jobs by using my vast intellect and euphoria to solve this game's most important problems. All they have to do is add these lines of code:

spectator.smoke = player.smoke;
jump.hitbox.fix();
server.tick = 128;
server.cheats = false;
pistols.nerf();
echo "Praise le reddit armie";
It is that simple, Valve. I will await your hiring offer at any moment.
Pkxl Trade Banned Mar 4, 2013 @ 4:04pm 
Damn you're sexy
Pussipumper420 Dec 15, 2012 @ 3:37am 
♥♥♥♥ you
Nroc Jul 1, 2011 @ 10:50pm 
hey babe