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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:20pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 9:26pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 10:04pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:45pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:45pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:45pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 9:38pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 12:36am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 9:31pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 4:42pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 7:06pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 7:08pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 8:45pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 7:55pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 7:56pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:02pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:13pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:34pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 11:09pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:45pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:45pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:45pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 9:39pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:49pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:49pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:49pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 7:56pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:27pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 9:17pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 11:01pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 7:54pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 7:54pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:39pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 10:40pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 12:05am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:45pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 7:55pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:34pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 11:50pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 7:56pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 9:27pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:13pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 12:05am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:04pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 10:41pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 9:23pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 7:21pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 12:23am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 11:24pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 5:55pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:10pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 11:24pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 2:17am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 8:54am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:15am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 1:26am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:02pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 11:14pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 7:54pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:26pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 12:58am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 9:13pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 12:50am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 8:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Sep 4 @ 9:58pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 9:32am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 3:29am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 10:51pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 7:35pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4 @ 10:00pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 9:07pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 4 @ 7:36pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 3:27am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 9:47pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 12:11am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 9:54pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 7:12pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 12:33am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 7:26pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 3:33am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 7:40pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:59am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:59am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 5:40pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:59am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 5:14pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 4:07am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 9:24pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 10:47pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 12:23am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 3:26am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 6:39am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:15am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:19am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:20am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 10:48pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 12:26am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 9:57pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 12:34am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 4 @ 9:31pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 2:50am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:04am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:54am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:02am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 4:22am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 5:37am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 8:54am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 10:50pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:28am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 12:45am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 9:54pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 12:58am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:07am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:18am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:30am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 9:48pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 11:52pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 4:40am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 6:29am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 1:48am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Sep 4 @ 9:31pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Sep 4 @ 12:26am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:15am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:20am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:15am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 12:34am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 5:40am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 4 @ 10:00pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 12:34am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 12:34am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 12:34am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:46pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:27am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:27am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:28am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:33am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 7:59pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 10:47pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 4:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 9:07pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 10:17pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 10:47pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:15am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 10:14pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 6:40am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 12:26am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 7:08pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 4:44am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 7:36pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 7:36pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:42am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:17am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:33am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:00am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:03am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:04am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:28am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:33am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 4:28pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 4:43pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:38pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:49pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:50pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:50pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:49pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 11:52pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 1:27am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 11:52pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 6:39am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:15am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:15am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 8:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:15am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 8:31pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:35am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:35am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:23am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:04am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 1:32am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 4:44am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 8:31pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:18am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:26am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:34am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:03am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 4:22pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 5:55pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 11:24pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 4 @ 8:30pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 8:43am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 2:50am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 9:43pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 1:47am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 6:28am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 5:40am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:05am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:54am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:24am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 9:18pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 8:28am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:23am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 6:29am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:46pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:14am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:14am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:15am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 2:15am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 9:50pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 8:31pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:36am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:41am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 12:36am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 10:14pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:32am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 4 @ 12:43am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Sep 21 @ 11:06am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked Sep 4 @ 11:19pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 8:30pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 8:15pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:36am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:23am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:10am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:59am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:41pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:38pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:38pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 12:34am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Sep 9 @ 12:34am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:54am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:54am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:10am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:27am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:36am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 5:37pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:50pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:50pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 7:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:51pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 7:07pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:13pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:53pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:29am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:35am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:35am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:53am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:54am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:57am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:57am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:08am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:22am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:40am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked Nov 25 @ 8:48pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 8:49pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:14am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 12:40am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 3:27am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 1:26am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:23am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:23am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 4:57pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:24am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:31am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:31am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:51pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:46am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 3:35am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 7:10am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:32am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:35am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:09am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:09am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:10am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 7:37pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 5:37pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 7:37pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 7:37pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:24am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:33am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:48am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:07am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 4:30pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:50pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:50pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:24am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:24am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:44am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:50am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:06am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:49am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 8:33pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:48pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:49pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 7:01pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:29am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 7:47pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:35am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:36am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:57am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 8:45pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 7 @ 9:21pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 10:45pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked Nov 24 @ 10:14pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked Nov 29 @ 6:56pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked Nov 29 @ 6:45pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:46pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:46pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:40am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:54pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:54pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:46am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:57am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 6:46am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:00pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:06am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:49pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 10:02pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 3:28am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:46pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 7:23pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:55pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 4:42pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:55pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 7:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:21am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:21am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:24am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:24am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:27am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:49am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:49am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:49am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:49pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 8:33pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Sep 4 @ 7:36pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 9:37am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 1:26am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:23am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:23am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 4:57pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:24am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:42am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:48am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 8:33pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 8:33pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:32am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:50pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 6:01am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:07am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 9:02pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 5:17pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked Sep 26 @ 7:44pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Sep 5 @ 4:42pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 1:26am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 9:50pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:41am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:41am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:50pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:33am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:06am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:48am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 10:02pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 2:40am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 1:44am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:52pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 6:46am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 8:18pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 8:19pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 8:42pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 1:51am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 9:45pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 7:35pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 4:54pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Sep 21 @ 1:39am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 8:32pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked Sep 3 @ 10:47pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:28pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked Sep 21 @ 1:33am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked Nov 25 @ 8:05am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked Sep 20 @ 4:20am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked Sep 21 @ 1:33am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 4:22pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 28 @ 7:19pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 13 @ 3:50am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 5:06pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 8:07am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22 @ 12:50am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 22 @ 1:45am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 28 @ 2:28am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 4:44am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:01am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:30am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:55pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:44am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:44am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:44am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:50am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:02am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:02am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:02am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:49pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 9:02pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 10:46pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 10:46pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 6:06am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 7:37am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 21 @ 1:24am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 6:48pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 10:15pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:30am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:02am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:56am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:01am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:49pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:49pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 7:49pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 10:16pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked Sep 12 @ 9:02pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 10:46pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked Sep 14 @ 10:46pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 6:06am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked Sep 17 @ 7:37am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Sep 27 @ 1:53am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Sep 6 @ 8:54am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 7:10am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 12:11am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:02am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 10:04am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:24am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 3:36am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:06am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 5:49pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 10:02pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 15 @ 3:28am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 28 @ 3:07am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 28 @ 3:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 9:14am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:54pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 8:07am

Grand design

Own 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 8 @ 9:50pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Sep 11 @ 4:27am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 2:23am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Sep 10 @ 6:38pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked Sep 28 @ 7:19pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Sep 21 @ 3:33pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 7:55pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:05pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 7:54pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked Sep 1 @ 8:20pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 500,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Sep 2 @ 7:02pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked Sep 4 @ 9:56pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
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